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What is insomnia?
 - Kherson.

In the 30s in the train there is a group in civilian clothes. Come to one of the passengers.
 - Citizen! Your last name?
 - My name has two syllables. The first syllable - this is what he promised us, Lenin, and the second syllable - that's what gave us Stalin.
 - Comrade Reicher, you're under arrest!

Ran Petka Vasily Ivanovich attack. Petka shouted:
 - Vasily Ivanovich! You pants bullet knocked!
 - Prick them, Petya!
 - So and I about the same.