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Jokes about dick
What is insomnia?
- Kherson.
In the 30s in the train there is a group in civilian clothes. Come to one of the passengers.
- Citizen! Your last name?
- My name has two syllables. The first syllable - this is what he promised us, Lenin, and the second syllable - that's what gave us Stalin.
- Comrade Reicher, you're under arrest!
Ran Petka Vasily Ivanovich attack. Petka shouted:
- Vasily Ivanovich! You pants bullet knocked!
- Prick them, Petya!
- So and I about the same.
- Kherson.
In the 30s in the train there is a group in civilian clothes. Come to one of the passengers.
- Citizen! Your last name?
- My name has two syllables. The first syllable - this is what he promised us, Lenin, and the second syllable - that's what gave us Stalin.
- Comrade Reicher, you're under arrest!
Ran Petka Vasily Ivanovich attack. Petka shouted:
- Vasily Ivanovich! You pants bullet knocked!
- Prick them, Petya!
- So and I about the same.
