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Armenian radio. Question answer
- What did the Roman soldiers, to pass the time?
- Widens the hole hourglass.
- As Sherlock Holmes do without women?
- Elementary: Watson!
- What is the male striptease in English?
- This is when a gentleman with music by Sting slowly loosens his tie.
- How do we break the whole family, if you have only one voucher?
- Send your mother in law!
- Can a stupid cause of divorce?
- Maybe, but most stupid is the cause of marriage.
- It is true that women live longer than men?
- Not all. Only widows.
- What is the main cause of quarrels between man and woman?
- Women want to live in perfect harmony, and the man - body to body.
- What is a douche?
- This is when you get out of the sauna, and you meet her husband and your wife.
- What is the difference between the director and her husband?
- The director knows his deputy, and her husband - no.
- What is the ideal man?
- It's a mixture of the vibrator with the ATM.
- What is the difference between a fairy and a witch?
- The year of living together.
- What is ambiguous feeling?
- It is when your mother-in-law is flying off a cliff into a chasm on your new "Mercy».
- How blondes called in police uniform?
- Uniform fools.
- Why humps called "speed bumps, not immobile traffic policemen?
- Because they do not take money.
- At what speed should go to the traffic cop fined not?
- Not less than 170 km / hour, otherwise you may catch.
- What is 90-60-90?
- This is a car drove traffic police post.
- What is lengthened when it is taken in hand, passed between her breasts and thrust into the hole?
- Safety belt.
- What to do in an emergency, the woman behind the wheel?
- She hides him.
- What sverhpodlost?
- This is when you drive up traffic cop, and it penalizes you for speeding.
- Why do doctors with patients speak Latin?
- And what, let the patient gets used to the dead language.
- Why do doctors kompyuterizatsii negative attitude to their work?
- Because, if what they write, it will be possible to understand.
- Who was the first to invite scientists to "Spark"?
- Inquisitors ...
- How do you know the blind on a nudist beach?
- He who walks with the hanging member ...
- How much can hurt sysadmin?
- Say: "Come on in, the guest will be!"
- What do you call a cow who does not give milk?
- Scrooge-beef.
Armenia. Tax police:
- You have no idea how hard it is to collect taxes from those hitryuschie Armenians. For example, Armenian radio; so we have not even found ...
- Widens the hole hourglass.
- As Sherlock Holmes do without women?
- Elementary: Watson!
- What is the male striptease in English?
- This is when a gentleman with music by Sting slowly loosens his tie.
- How do we break the whole family, if you have only one voucher?
- Send your mother in law!
- Can a stupid cause of divorce?
- Maybe, but most stupid is the cause of marriage.
- It is true that women live longer than men?
- Not all. Only widows.
- What is the main cause of quarrels between man and woman?
- Women want to live in perfect harmony, and the man - body to body.
- What is a douche?
- This is when you get out of the sauna, and you meet her husband and your wife.
- What is the difference between the director and her husband?
- The director knows his deputy, and her husband - no.
- What is the ideal man?
- It's a mixture of the vibrator with the ATM.
- What is the difference between a fairy and a witch?
- The year of living together.
- What is ambiguous feeling?
- It is when your mother-in-law is flying off a cliff into a chasm on your new "Mercy».
- How blondes called in police uniform?
- Uniform fools.
- Why humps called "speed bumps, not immobile traffic policemen?
- Because they do not take money.
- At what speed should go to the traffic cop fined not?
- Not less than 170 km / hour, otherwise you may catch.
- What is 90-60-90?
- This is a car drove traffic police post.
- What is lengthened when it is taken in hand, passed between her breasts and thrust into the hole?
- Safety belt.
- What to do in an emergency, the woman behind the wheel?
- She hides him.
- What sverhpodlost?
- This is when you drive up traffic cop, and it penalizes you for speeding.
- Why do doctors with patients speak Latin?
- And what, let the patient gets used to the dead language.
- Why do doctors kompyuterizatsii negative attitude to their work?
- Because, if what they write, it will be possible to understand.
- Who was the first to invite scientists to "Spark"?
- Inquisitors ...
- How do you know the blind on a nudist beach?
- He who walks with the hanging member ...
- How much can hurt sysadmin?
- Say: "Come on in, the guest will be!"
- What do you call a cow who does not give milk?
- Scrooge-beef.
Armenia. Tax police:
- You have no idea how hard it is to collect taxes from those hitryuschie Armenians. For example, Armenian radio; so we have not even found ...
