Armenian radio. Question answer Bashny.Net

- What did the Roman soldiers, to pass the time?
 - Widens the hole hourglass.

 - As Sherlock Holmes do without women?
 - Elementary: Watson!

 - What is the male striptease in English?
 - This is when a gentleman with music by Sting slowly loosens his tie.

 - How do we break the whole family, if you have only one voucher?
 - Send your mother in law!

 - Can a stupid cause of divorce?
 - Maybe, but most stupid is the cause of marriage.

 - It is true that women live longer than men?
 - Not all. Only widows.

 - What is the main cause of quarrels between man and woman?
 - Women want to live in perfect harmony, and the man - body to body.

 - What is a douche?
 - This is when you get out of the sauna, and you meet her husband and your wife.

 - What is the difference between the director and her husband?
 - The director knows his deputy, and her husband - no.

 - What is the ideal man?
 - It's a mixture of the vibrator with the ATM.

 - What is the difference between a fairy and a witch?
 - The year of living together.

 - What is ambiguous feeling?
 - It is when your mother-in-law is flying off a cliff into a chasm on your new "Mercy».

 - How blondes called in police uniform?
 - Uniform fools.

 - Why humps called "speed bumps, not immobile traffic policemen?
 - Because they do not take money.

 - At what speed should go to the traffic cop fined not?
 - Not less than 170 km / hour, otherwise you may catch.

 - What is 90-60-90?
 - This is a car drove traffic police post.

 - What is lengthened when it is taken in hand, passed between her breasts and thrust into the hole?
 - Safety belt.

 - What to do in an emergency, the woman behind the wheel?
 - She hides him.

 - What sverhpodlost?
 - This is when you drive up traffic cop, and it penalizes you for speeding.

 - Why do doctors with patients speak Latin?
 - And what, let the patient gets used to the dead language.

 - Why do doctors kompyuterizatsii negative attitude to their work?
 - Because, if what they write, it will be possible to understand.

 - Who was the first to invite scientists to "Spark"?
 - Inquisitors ...

 - How do you know the blind on a nudist beach?
 - He who walks with the hanging member ...

 - How much can hurt sysadmin?
 - Say: "Come on in, the guest will be!"

 - What do you call a cow who does not give milk?
 - Scrooge-beef.

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