Secrets office worker

1.Nikogda not get out of the office without papers in their hands. People carrying paper impression hardworking workers on their way to an important meeting. People with empty hands look as if they go into the dining room or smoke. man in whose hands the newspaper is likely to be sent to the toilet. In addition, try to take a little more what some papers home to give the impression that you are working there.

2. The computer provides the impression of employment. If you use a computer, an outside observer it seems to work. You can read personal mail, chat or sit in play patience. When doing this you would find the boss, explain that you master new programs and save us the cost of training.

3. Blockage on the table. Only the higher authorities can have a clean desk. For everyone else, it's a sign that they do not do anything. Lay out a stack of documents thicker around the table. On the part of last year's documents look the same as the current - it is important volume. Spread more documents in different piles. If you are waiting for someone, that person Shove desired document in the middle of the pile, and find him there when that person appears.

4. Answering Machine. Never take up, if you have an answering machine. People do not call to ask about your health - they call to get you to do something. That will not do. Listen to messages on the answering machine from time to time, and if someone has left you a message with the potential addition of work - call him during a break when it just is not there, and leave a message on the answering machine.

5. Look irritably. Always try to look exasperated - is the boss creates the impression that you zaparka.

6. Leave the office late. Always try to leave work later, especially when the boss is still here. At this time, you can do crossword puzzles or reading magazines, for which you do not have time. Heading home, be sure to walk past the boss's office. Send him important emails after hours (22:10, 7:05) as well as on weekends and holidays.

7. Enrich your vocabulary. Check out the new computer magazines and select unknown words. Free to use them in a speech during a conversation with his superiors. Remember: He does not need you to understand, but it will sound impressive.

8. Have 2 jacket. If you work in a large office, always leave a spare jacket over a chair. This gives the impression that you are somewhere here and moved away for a moment. Second, wear a jacket when you walk or solve personal problems during working hours.