FAQ on women ...

1. Never talk with women, they say, irreplaceable we do not.
 Otherwise, you will find a replacement, and you do not say anything.

2. Never tell a woman how she looks good today on the phone.

3. Do not be fooled by women on trifles. Keep to the main force.

4. If you have something extra, never throw away.
 Give this woman. Suppose she throws.

5. Never ask her opinion on any issue.
 All the same, it will express it to you. And not once, and always different.

6. Try to avoid surprises, remember - the best surprise for a woman is,
what you told her a month ago, and reminded every day after that.

7. Strongly never give a woman a reason to think that you are able to wash the dishes.

8. Never call a woman the name of his best friend.

9. Do not send a woman out for a beer.

10. Never bring the woman logical arguments, remember,
In this case, you look in her eyes a complete idiot.

11. Do not talk to women ambiguous compliments. She certainly did not perceive the meaning which one you want.

12. Be vigilant - a woman like a cigarette, it is worth just try it.
With the only difference that a cigarette dropped and forgotten, but the woman could return.

13. Never tell a woman that she is the best of everything you seen.
It may, after all, and believe.

14. Never explain to women, for that you love her. She still does not understand you.

15. And finally, remember - a lot of women, and you are one.