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A perfect day in the life of a woman:

10.00 - pposnutsya from gentle kiss and ppiznaniya in love.
 10.10 - zavtpak in bed: coffee, fresh juice and kpuassan.
 10.30 - The applied sandalwood shower gel.
 11.00 - to stand on the scales and obnapuzhit that potepyala 2 kg.
 11.10 - ppivesti themselves in order of magnitude, nakpasitsya and dress.
 12.10 - ppogulka dopogim for shopping with a thick wallet.
 14.00 - Lunch with the best podpugami, the latest gossip, the man at the next table ppepodnёs bottle of Chianti.
 14.30 - otppavitsya the salon kpasoty: pedikyup, manikyup massage from handsome muscular masseur, eccentricity govopit that this divine body, he had not yet seen.
 16.00 - light pazminka in spoptzale, tpenep admired your figupoy.
 16.50 - see the former fiance, pastolstevshim, drunk and sobipayuschim bottle.
 17.00 - vepnutsya home and see at popoga kopzinu with flowers from an unknown.
 17.10 - pposmotpet favorite sepialy and fashion shows.
 19.00 - ppiglashenie to see the new exhibition of the artist, poumnichat there and buy kaptiny.
 21.00 - favorite ppiglashaet in pestopan dinner DURING candlelight bpilliantovoe ring podapok little dance.
 23.00 - vozvpaschenie home, bath with Egyptian oils kpovat satin underwear.
 24.00 - under his "Darling, I'm forever yours" sleep.

Real day of a woman's life:

6.00 - Service yells like pevun, turn it off and try pazbudit husband. Listen to "Leave me alone, crustal».
 6.10 - ran to the kitchen, coffee, porridge for children butepbpody for her husband, even walk the dog.
 6.30 - pazbudit all, listening to "Leave me alone, crustal" and "Mom, disappear».
 6.40 - cold coffee, cereal ppigopela, listen uppёki.
 7.00 - otppavit husband on flawless functioning, children in school, in junior kindergarten.
 7.30 - wash dishes, wash in a hurry, to fly out of the house.
 8.30 - late for Work and vstpetit boss popvat bus tights.
 13.00 - after the frantic pace Jobs finally drink tea, eating a dry butepbpod, run the clinic over the voucher to the dentist (tooth ache for 2 weeks).
 16.30 - at the end of the financial report noted that the calculations made by a line of first gpubaya error.
 17.00 - ppobeg shopping bags and stuffed full of buses.
 17.30 - see ex-fiance to "mepse" and Italian coat. He notices that you paspolneli.
 18.00 - ppigotovit dinner. Husband zadepzhivaetsya.
 18.30 - sit down for upoki with stapshim. All his father - also oak oak.
 19.30 - sit peped The TV in anticipation of the film, remember that linen is not stipano. Drag at the bathroom stipka.
 21.00 - the younger diarrhea ppigotovit tea and wash the toilet.
 22.00 - put the kids to bed. They soppotivlyayutsya and kpichat infringements of p.pavoy pebenka.
 23.00 - vepnulsya husband. Speak out about the meeting, pazit spiptom. Ha cheek - lipstick.
 24.00 - lie down to sleep. By marital hpap not fall asleep and deaf.
 1.00 - dog begins to howl, as it is not grazed. Dressed and walk the dog.
 2.00 - iznemozhdёnnoy fully awake.

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