About blondes .....

The guy sitting at the bar and watching the blonde sitting in a very tight pants.
 Wanting to meet a guy came up and said:
 - How can you get into those pants?
 - Well, for starters you can buy me a drink - meets a blonde.

Stops policeman young blonde in the Mercedes.
 -Your Right girl?
-And what is it?
 Well, it's such a bumazhechki where pasted your picture, look at yourself in bordachke.
 -In Bordachke only bag.
 -Naverno In a bag, look there.
 -That's It, probably?
 -Yes.
 Here cause traffic cop radioed:
 - Bob you blonde on Merce stay?
 Yeah ...
 -Take your pants off!!!
 -You Th, the hell they shoot?
 -Snimay, I tell you!
 Well, the policeman thought not bad advice, and took off his pants.
Blonde:
 -Aaaaa! I know this is again the alcohol test !!!