Flat, but without mats;)

In order to further improve the level of customer service, and improve the quality of services provided in order of recommendation propose to replace in everyday use these turns of phrase:

1. Juli, goats, priperlis? - What are you interested?
 2. Any of * Ben. - The range of products offered
 3. Curva will. - The company gives a guarantee
 4. Where are these assholes are taking? - Leave the coordinates of your company ...
 5. Up Your ass ... - needs work ...
 6. To answer motherfuckers ... - personally supervise the execution ...
 7. I am in the mouth e * al ... - your proposal does not interest us ...
 8. Che for x * ynya? - This project made a mistake ...
 9. That same damn what w ... - Say you finished?
 10. X * k you in the ass! - Discounts are not provided!
 11. Mudilo vatnoe.- Client
 12. Goat e * Anaya. - The client
 13. X * ylo bespectacled. - Prospective clients
 14. But for * ball has ... - What else would you like to learn?
 15. X * prossysh th ... - High-tech Development
 16. Fuck * d ... - Refer to my colleague ...
 17. You can fuck up ... - Really? & Quot;