Soldier Bike

In the late eighties after graduation I served st.leytenantom- dvuhgodichnikom. Once, at a meeting in the order read to us the following story.

At the N-cal distant point sent to serve the young lieutenant.

And then all the people was something that a dozen soldiers, Warrant Officer and Major.

The lieutenant on duty for the first time.
Ensign frightening: "We are here without weapons on the street do not go! Then circle the bears! Time - and you do not! »

Lieutenant itch to go pee.
He leaves it for themselves warrant officer goes out and goes to the facilities.
 A warrant officer picked up and turned off the light in the territory.
 But the soldiers in the window: "P-p-p-p, y-y-y-y ..." The lieutenant was scared, but you can not go back!
He takes his PM, shall be sent Chuck and goes to the toilet.
Eliminated, pee, I came back. Soldiers started to respect me ...

A minute breaks Wet Major: "Hand over the weapon, you bastard! I sit, drywall fits the cattle, puts the gun to his forehead and obossyvaet from head to toe! I'm afraid to utter a word, shoot! »

Sent by Alexander