About doctors

The doctor puts a hacker diagnosis:
 - So, my dear, you only live 30 days.
 - Excuse me, Doctor, and where you can download srask?

The patient comes to the doctor:
 - Doctor, I have a problem ...
 - Well, and what is the problem?
 - Oh, just a problem for me and it is not necessary.

All in the dentist's office. Quiet whirring drill suddenly interrupted hellish screams and cries.
 A minute later the guy comes out. Turn alarmed:
 - Is it hurt ?!
 Man, pulling his mouth finger bitten off:
 - Well, of course!