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Three men for several years on Thursdays playing billiards in a cafe.
 But one day one of them came.
Two of his partner were worried and called the police, because there could be such that Basil did not come to billiards!
 The police asked, as usual, special signs.
 - Well, this tall, gray eyes, brown hair ... It's ... well, usually so.
 - No, it will not accept, under any fit this description! - Said the cop.
 - And I know he has a special omen, he Etta ... two of the penis!
 Cop:
 - Are you sure? You saw it with your own eyes?
 A guy:
 - Well, I have not seen, but I do know that he has two of them, because every time we go to the billiard room, the bartender says, "Look, Vasily again with two x * & E went».

Shpiena Americans sent to Russia to find out why, in Russia such a mess.
Returns shpien and reports:
 - It's all because the Russian peasants of several members.
 - As several ?! How did you know?
 - Yes, I went everywhere - in the presidential administration and the government and the Duma, and the military, and the secret laboratories.
 Everywhere men were asking me, "What you've got to dick?"