UUU, good story

Yesterday my wife drugana almost brought to a heart attack is not.
 And it was so:
 He comes home from work.
Right in the doorway to his missus catches in a silk robe over his naked body and tearfully laments:
 - Kolya, Kolya, you kill me! But I really did not want somehow turned itself! Kohl, forgive me, I'm changed ...!
 Naturally, after these words, he interrupts her:
 - And where is this kid? !!! - He barks, running his red-rimmed eyes domestic apartments and listening to the rustling in the closet.
 - The same place where stood in the hall on the desk. I Kohl, really do not like, I recorded a new game, and he issued a screensaver that changed the configuration settings. It's very scary?