The daily routine of the programmer

7:00 glazki opened, looked at chasy, spat (mentally), has decided to pospat polchasika, we closed the glazki.
 7:30 glazki opened, looked at chasy decided pospat another quarter of an hour, closed the glazki.
 7:52 glazki opened, vymaterilis (mentally), podumali the meaning of life, even podumali razok, iskosa looked at the clothes, vymaterilis (mentally).
 7:58 jumped up, shaved, washed, cooked zavtrak, ate it, cleaned shoes, nashli rubashku, dressed, probezhalis to the subway.
 8:20 pospali subway, pochitali book, did not understand, pospali subway.
 9:20 opozdali nA rabotu, including computers, went to smoke.
 9:30 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 9:40 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 9:50 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 10:00 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 10:10 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 10:20 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 10:30 popytalis sognat with kompa igrayuschih.
 10:40 sognali igrayuschih, from overwork went to smoke.
 10:50 naorali nA igrayuschih, sat rabotat.
 11:00 remembered what zaklyuchaetsya rabota.
 11:01 progolodalis, went to the buffet.
 11:32 back from bufeta, dali igrayuschim in the face, got rabotat.
 11:38 prishla glavbuhsha, poprosila rasskazat about buhgalterskuyu programm.
 12:30 glavbuhshe explained, went to smoke.
 12:40 igrayuschim knocked on the head, sat rabotat.
 13:20 napisal two lines programmy, nachali otlazhivat, did not work, went to smoke.
 13:30 continued otlazhivat napisannye two lines.
 15:03 napisal another 120 lines.
 15:22 otladili them.
 15:23 went to smoke.
 15:33 smoked, sat rabotat.
 15:50 zavisit bastard, pomaterilis (mentally), razobrali, controllers lift a hammer knocked, zarabotal.
 16:20 progolodalis went obedat.
 17:00 igrayuschih killed, sat programmki pisat.
 17:08 realized that golova not varit.
 17:10 realized that golova not varit.
 17:14 realized that golova completely absolyutno not varit.
 17:15 looked at chasy, sighed zapustili GoldEd, sozdali enhanced visibility activities.
 17:59 sobralis, turn off the computer, popravili galstuk, dressed pidzhak.
 18:00 went home.
 18:05 subway pospali, a place no one gave way (we pigs).
 19:00 come home pouzhinali nA messagi answer answers peretossirovali nA kota naorali calmed down.
 22:00 Fronde postavili went nA second dinner.
 23:44 svezhaya pochta prishla nA diskette its pokidali.
 0:00 to yuzerami pochatilis, pobazarili.
 3:56 nA chasy glanced, ofigeli, spat formed.
 7:00 glazki opened, looked at chasy, spat (mentally), we have decided to pospat polchasika ...

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