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Kypil friend (he is a businessman, a little kpytizna) yourself some zhytko kpytoy jeep kychy for money.
 Hy, ppiehal on it first been to his fellow businessmen.
 Smotpit, hoposho jeep. And then the host and govopit:
 - And do not vepite, I am right now in kpyshy nail-sotky will score?
 Hy, they certainly do not vepyat - machine nylya, y w pyka who will rise ...
 Owner: - A spopim 1,000 bucks?
 One: - A spopim! (Not povepil it ...)
 Pospopili. Hy, host bepёt hammer and driving nails. The myzhik with kpyglymi eyes and the words "ny you and dypak" gives shtyky bucks ...
 And on the day the owner sledyyuschy ppiezzhaet, and how everything has finally arrived guessed it - in kpyshe vpezan hatch. Govopit:
 - All pavno sobipalsya vpezat what poshytit not it? Jobs - 900 bucks.