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Ellochka in style chairs was driven by Varsonofevskomu alley. Her husband was not at home. However, he soon appeared, carrying a briefcase, with the chest.
 - Cool pic - clearly said Ellochka. All words uttered it clearly and boldly jumped like a pea.
 - Hello, Elenochka, what's this? Location chairs?
 - Pazitif!
 - No, really?
 - Glamorous!
 - Yes. Chairs are good.
 - Gothic!
 - I give someone?
 - Uzhosnah!
 - How?! Have you bought? What is means? Really on household? After all, I told you a thousand times ...
 - Ernestulya! Drink yadu!
 - Well, how is it possible to do ?! For us there is nothing to be!
 - This sucks! ..
 - But this is outrageous! You're living beyond your means!
 - In gazenvagen!
 - Yes Yes. You are living beyond their means ...
 - Where is the moderator?
 - No, let's talk seriously. I get a hundred rubles ...
 - Drink yadu!
 - I do not take bribes ... Money does not steal and do not know how to forge their ...
 - Hypocrite, kill yourself! ..
 Ernest Pavlovich paused.
 - Look, - he said at last - so you can not live.
 - Wash hobat, stinks - Ellochka replied, sitting down on a new chair.
 - We need to leave.
 - Go to Beavertown, you animal!
 - We do not concur characters. I ...
 - You suck, kid.
 - How many times have I told you not to call me kid!
 - Off-Topic!
 - And where did you get this idiotic jargon ?!
 - Author, teach Albanian!
 - Oh shit! - Cried the engineer.
 - Gothic!
 - Let's disperse peacefully.
 - Ftemu!
 - You can not prove anything to me! The dispute ...
 - Kamenty rule.
 - No, it is absolutely intolerable. Your argument can not hold me back from the step that I have to do. I'm now going for lomovikom.
 - Zhzhosh!
 - Furniture we share equally.
 - Uzhosnah!
 - You will receive one hundred rubles a month. Even a hundred and twenty. The room will be yours. Live as you want, but I can not do ...
 - Drain zaschitan - Ellochka said contemptuously.
 - And I'll move to Ivan.
 - Achtung!
 - He's gone to the country and left me in the summer of his entire apartment. The key is I have ... only furniture there.
 - Ahuet give two!
 Ernest Pavlovich came back five minutes later with the janitor.
 - Well, I do not take walk-in closet, it is necessary for you, but the desk, so be so good ... And this one take the chair, the janitor. I'll take one of the two chairs. I think I have that right? ..
 Ernest Pavlovich tied their belongings in a large bundle, wrapped in paper and the boots turned to the door.
 - Picture is not loaded, - said Ellochka gramophone voice. - Goodbye, Elena.
 He waited for his wife at least in this case, to refrain from conventional metal words. Ellochka also felt the importance of the moment. She stiffened and began to search for a suitable parting words. They quickly found.
 - Kitty, what you do with Horad?
 Engineer avalanche rolled down the stairs.