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10 signs that you ought to kick your guy
Something invisible straining your life together? One feels some discomfort in the joint stay? Think, identify, and chase him out!
1) All requests to put his socks in the pelvis or at least hide them under the bed, because then you have nightmares, it meets grim determination and finding new hiding places. Drive it!
2) He was happy to be strangled everyone who you care about - your cat, your fish and your mother. Drive it.
3) He earns a little money. Either stupid or greedy. Or both, and more. You're too beautiful for him: to drive, to drive this out!
4) He thinks cunnilingus - is the name of the Latvian composer. It is incurable, get rid of it.
5). He comes up with its members all sorts of wacky nicknames. In general, the habit of talking with inanimate objects - a very bad sign, it is too late - whip it!
6) He eats a lot and a lot of crap. All of your labors go to the dark abyss. Danger: If you stay on a desert island, he will knock you on the head with a coconut and devour. Expel at once!
7) His friends - morons. This is certainly not an excuse because in 99% of men friends - morons, but if you are still hesitating, then laughter from the kitchen will give you strength: whip them all!
8) He thumps. If the bout for up to a month - not terrible, it just respect our cultural traditions, here a couple of months you can start to worry, well, six months later it's time to drive the idiot of the half-empty apartment. What are we, aunt, compassionate!
9) It is color-blind: if you wear pink to green, he says you look great. A fool some, well, its bounce!
10) After 200 grams of it six or seven times in a row CHajf group sings, "Oh, yo!", Losing the remaining three guitar strings. This clinic. Look!
1) All requests to put his socks in the pelvis or at least hide them under the bed, because then you have nightmares, it meets grim determination and finding new hiding places. Drive it!
2) He was happy to be strangled everyone who you care about - your cat, your fish and your mother. Drive it.
3) He earns a little money. Either stupid or greedy. Or both, and more. You're too beautiful for him: to drive, to drive this out!
4) He thinks cunnilingus - is the name of the Latvian composer. It is incurable, get rid of it.
5). He comes up with its members all sorts of wacky nicknames. In general, the habit of talking with inanimate objects - a very bad sign, it is too late - whip it!
6) He eats a lot and a lot of crap. All of your labors go to the dark abyss. Danger: If you stay on a desert island, he will knock you on the head with a coconut and devour. Expel at once!
7) His friends - morons. This is certainly not an excuse because in 99% of men friends - morons, but if you are still hesitating, then laughter from the kitchen will give you strength: whip them all!
8) He thumps. If the bout for up to a month - not terrible, it just respect our cultural traditions, here a couple of months you can start to worry, well, six months later it's time to drive the idiot of the half-empty apartment. What are we, aunt, compassionate!
9) It is color-blind: if you wear pink to green, he says you look great. A fool some, well, its bounce!
10) After 200 grams of it six or seven times in a row CHajf group sings, "Oh, yo!", Losing the remaining three guitar strings. This clinic. Look!
