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Bad joke
The history of a decade ago, the scene - Murmansk Regional Hospital.
He acts like a man on gastroenterology, check the function of the biliary tract. And these patients are placed on the eve of separation, and to comply with the diet of destination, the nurse gives them print out the instructions. And at the very end of this manual is written:
... In the morning for an examination to bring a towel, 2 raw eggs (cholagogue breakfast).
Here only this time, taking a leaf out of the printer accidentally torn corner of the paper. And it happened:
... In the morning for an examination to bring a towel, 2 raw ...
The patient gets up in the morning and goes to the bathroom to wet waffle towels. "What are you doing?" - Asked his roommate. "It is written." And goes to the staffroom. There sits the doctor on duty, an elderly woman, writes history.
-I-So-so --- announces patient.
Okay, wait a minute --- continues to write the doctor.
And, without raising his head:
-Yaytsa With you?
C --- podofigel an uncle.
-Kladite Them here ...
-Where???
-Syuda On the table, on a towel --- without looking up automatically waving in front of him.
Patient FIGE quietly, gently spreads wet towels, pulls his pants and lay eggs on top. All as requested. Doktoritsa appends a line and raise finally the head.
Her screams (a scream that never saw or what? I doubt) came running all the department.
Guy otpaivali Endowment cognac. He had half an hour somewhere could not say anything except: "Oo-oo-oo! Ssssuka! »
koiranleuka
He acts like a man on gastroenterology, check the function of the biliary tract. And these patients are placed on the eve of separation, and to comply with the diet of destination, the nurse gives them print out the instructions. And at the very end of this manual is written:
... In the morning for an examination to bring a towel, 2 raw eggs (cholagogue breakfast).
Here only this time, taking a leaf out of the printer accidentally torn corner of the paper. And it happened:
... In the morning for an examination to bring a towel, 2 raw ...
The patient gets up in the morning and goes to the bathroom to wet waffle towels. "What are you doing?" - Asked his roommate. "It is written." And goes to the staffroom. There sits the doctor on duty, an elderly woman, writes history.
-I-So-so --- announces patient.
Okay, wait a minute --- continues to write the doctor.
And, without raising his head:
-Yaytsa With you?
C --- podofigel an uncle.
-Kladite Them here ...
-Where???
-Syuda On the table, on a towel --- without looking up automatically waving in front of him.
Patient FIGE quietly, gently spreads wet towels, pulls his pants and lay eggs on top. All as requested. Doktoritsa appends a line and raise finally the head.
Her screams (a scream that never saw or what? I doubt) came running all the department.
Guy otpaivali Endowment cognac. He had half an hour somewhere could not say anything except: "Oo-oo-oo! Ssssuka! »
koiranleuka
