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To learn Ambassador Li borsch- simply omit it two electrodes, and let them talk (if you smell chlorine - so soup is already salted)

To the hand did not smell of fish - just a few seconds to lower them in kerosene

Hot on the cover kostryule looks the same as cold !!!

Salad "Olivier" will taste better if you add the coleslaw.

Average handkerchief will serve you for many years without washing, remaining essentially pure if it has the dimensions of the ship's sails.

Your dress will last you for years to come, if your husband gets a small salary.

Vegetarian soup is nutritious if it put a bit of beef.

If your computer is infected with the virus - as soon as possible, reformat your hard disk; do not let the virus pleasure to do it.

Most electrical appliances consume less electricity off.

Socks will serve your husband for much longer if you soak them in epoxy resin and blow dry.

Never praise her husband. In men it causes envy and women desire to check.

If you are afraid to get better, drink before eating 50 grams of cognac. Cognac sensation of fear.

Do not throw in the husband ... the salt sprinkled salt - to quarrel.

Lunch husband seems much tastier if it is not to feed him 2 days.

If the sausage boiled beef broth with a cube - they will smell the meat.

If your teeth appear you enough white, stand in front of a mirror and rub the face with a piece of coal.

If you're expecting guests, and suddenly noticed a spot on her dress, do not worry. This is fixable. Haprimer, oil stains are easily derived gasoline. Stains can be easily removed from gasoline alkali solution. Stains from alkali disappear from the vinegar. Traces of vinegar should be rubbed with sunflower oil. Well, and how to display spots from sunflower oil, you know ...

To distinguish real from fake Swiss watches, toss them with all his strength on the concrete floor of the car shop. If the watch is genuine, the seller must immediately die of a broken heart.

Using scissors and a small amount of adhesive from one diaper can be made three or conventional gasket with two wings.

If your four-legged darling of slightly chewed your new shoes, then as an educational measure make him eat them until the end. Shoes all the same throw, but the pedagogical effect is difficult to describe in a few words!

If your computer screen image to show stopped, gently wipe it with a dry cloth.

Do not buy a stock cubes, you cruelly deceived. In fact, this is not the cubes and parallelepipeds!

If you have broken chopper - try to push the meat through a colander.

Screw scored with a hammer, holds stronger than nail hooked screwdriver.

If you become like a photograph in his passport - immediately go on vacation!

If your children are grown, the porridge they can be prepared in beer.

Do not forget that the garden should be watered, weed, fertilize, and the sun is shining!

Cod liver causing liver crackling.

You can not look in the mirror when you eat - your happiness proesh. And when you drink - spend on drink. And in the bathroom mirror is generally better not to hang ...

Do not insert your hands wet hands over bared wires- they may rust.

Remember that unattended small children very quickly become small parents!

Aquarium fish will thank you and cheer up, if instead of the usual fish feed, get to breakfast pinch - another good instant coffee

If going to a party, briefing or presentation, you suddenly came up to the mirror, do not find yourself in the mouth of the front teeth, do not worry. Put in its place a strong, white, well-cleaned from the peel garlic cloves. And now - to fight off a characteristic odor - a breath of scented water HUGO BOSS, and - you are in good order.

Nothing decorate your holiday table, like firecrackers in the salad.

When guests come to the house, and a little food, put on the dining table mirror - and the food will be twice as much!