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12 tips for travelers on the beach
1. Do not stay in the water too long. Remember that in December it will freeze.
2. If the water you have a sudden onset of cramps - do not lose self-control. Perhaps this is an orgasm.
3. Do not swim while intoxicated. If in the process of swimming you suddenly come drunk - call for help. If a drunk suddenly came swimming - then you fell off the bridge. If you fell off a bridge and swimming did not come - then you are flying.
4. Do not swim for the buoy. If you're so curious, pull it to shore and look closely.
5. carefully chosen mask and snorkel diving. The mask should not be very scary, but do not forget to light his pipe in advance.
6. Do not dive in unfamiliar places in order to avoid sudden onset of the bottom of the head.
7. Before you dive from the tower, check whether you can in case of danger to jump out of the water again.
8. When diving from a great height, make sure that the friction of the air you do not ignited melting.
9. Carefully listen to the sounds coming out of the water. If you hear the music - it's Sadko. If the barking - it Mumu. If someone replaced all the water - is Archimedes.
10. When bathing in the tropics should always carry a whistle and a striped stick.
If after three whistles shark did not stop Makhno stick. If she did not stop, you can take off her accommodation and fine.
11. If, having begun to sink, you see a goldfish - then you're in luck. If a lot of goldfish - you are drowning in an aquarium.
12. Diving to a greater depth, remember that the air supply is limited! So try to discern the most interesting, such as mermaids give birth.
2. If the water you have a sudden onset of cramps - do not lose self-control. Perhaps this is an orgasm.
3. Do not swim while intoxicated. If in the process of swimming you suddenly come drunk - call for help. If a drunk suddenly came swimming - then you fell off the bridge. If you fell off a bridge and swimming did not come - then you are flying.
4. Do not swim for the buoy. If you're so curious, pull it to shore and look closely.
5. carefully chosen mask and snorkel diving. The mask should not be very scary, but do not forget to light his pipe in advance.
6. Do not dive in unfamiliar places in order to avoid sudden onset of the bottom of the head.
7. Before you dive from the tower, check whether you can in case of danger to jump out of the water again.
8. When diving from a great height, make sure that the friction of the air you do not ignited melting.
9. Carefully listen to the sounds coming out of the water. If you hear the music - it's Sadko. If the barking - it Mumu. If someone replaced all the water - is Archimedes.
10. When bathing in the tropics should always carry a whistle and a striped stick.
If after three whistles shark did not stop Makhno stick. If she did not stop, you can take off her accommodation and fine.
11. If, having begun to sink, you see a goldfish - then you're in luck. If a lot of goldfish - you are drowning in an aquarium.
12. Diving to a greater depth, remember that the air supply is limited! So try to discern the most interesting, such as mermaids give birth.
