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Some signs that you live in Yakutsk!
You do not surprise the men scurrying to blowtorch the vehicle in the vicinity of the fuel tank.
In your city will never be the subway.
Once in your life you tongue froze to the metal (castles, swings, pipes, etc.)
Despite the doctors' advice to stay on arrival in the sea the first 2-3 days in the shade, you will burn up in the first 2-3 hours.
Hearing the word "monkey", you think not only about the monkey, but also about the frozen curds or frozen, without trash wooden boxes.
You know, sometimes spitting, before they reach the ground freezes.
You can easily utter: "Mannyattaah" Do not you think the funny name of the bank "Taatta" and without knowing English, you know that Diamond - a diamond.
Beer? From the throat? On the street? In -50? Easily!!!
Somehow you do not understand Greenpeace with an appeal to move to artificial fur.
As a child, being on "the mainland," Have you ever lied in the style of: & quot; ... go in the trash with a bucket of cold water poured zhruschey clean sables otkolupyvayu and sew hat! & Quot ;.
For once in his life when he saw the clock, for example, 8.00, and looked out of the window, you wonder - is morning or evening ?!
You are very good at subtle direction and wind speed in weather forecasts.
Even as a child you somehow did not regret killed Bunny caught fish, fried deer.
Sometimes you think that the freeze can not only drool, snot, nose and ass, and radio waves, thoughts and words.
Drooping ears hats - not zapadlo!
When the color, it announced days in the school, you will be happy, to the nozzle, to the blue lips, playing hockey with the boys.
Do you want to Muscovites at least one winter in a life spent in your city all together.
You are a non-vegetarian, and if so, you're not from here, or you are forced under torture.
You easy on the eye, navskidochku, define what a figure of a girl, even if her pile of stockings, sweaters, jackets and coat.
You can always ask again, because more than half of its life in a hat and ask again in the summer have the habit.
Sergej
In your city will never be the subway.
Once in your life you tongue froze to the metal (castles, swings, pipes, etc.)
Despite the doctors' advice to stay on arrival in the sea the first 2-3 days in the shade, you will burn up in the first 2-3 hours.
Hearing the word "monkey", you think not only about the monkey, but also about the frozen curds or frozen, without trash wooden boxes.
You know, sometimes spitting, before they reach the ground freezes.
You can easily utter: "Mannyattaah" Do not you think the funny name of the bank "Taatta" and without knowing English, you know that Diamond - a diamond.
Beer? From the throat? On the street? In -50? Easily!!!
Somehow you do not understand Greenpeace with an appeal to move to artificial fur.
As a child, being on "the mainland," Have you ever lied in the style of: & quot; ... go in the trash with a bucket of cold water poured zhruschey clean sables otkolupyvayu and sew hat! & Quot ;.
For once in his life when he saw the clock, for example, 8.00, and looked out of the window, you wonder - is morning or evening ?!
You are very good at subtle direction and wind speed in weather forecasts.
Even as a child you somehow did not regret killed Bunny caught fish, fried deer.
Sometimes you think that the freeze can not only drool, snot, nose and ass, and radio waves, thoughts and words.
Drooping ears hats - not zapadlo!
When the color, it announced days in the school, you will be happy, to the nozzle, to the blue lips, playing hockey with the boys.
Do you want to Muscovites at least one winter in a life spent in your city all together.
You are a non-vegetarian, and if so, you're not from here, or you are forced under torture.
You easy on the eye, navskidochku, define what a figure of a girl, even if her pile of stockings, sweaters, jackets and coat.
You can always ask again, because more than half of its life in a hat and ask again in the summer have the habit.
Sergej
