Japanese poetry (foam!)

By the house of the mother of my wife I was going.
As spring cherry blossom in my heart joke.
One of them I pop out the window.
The other consists of two halves.

Ikebana on the table.
Beautiful red flower.
Mr. Nakajima wants me to change.
Basically, I do not mind.
But my so much on its so small -
No way!

Opa opa yes ...
Green fence hides a secret.
Girls, what did you do with the priest?
Without clothes he pale as rice bun ...

On the island of Kyushu, girls, boys and manure.
Spray in hand fly evening.
Their love is strong.
She is a strong hygiene.

On the mountain stands a camel.
His four were caught and raped.
Cry, camel, not your day today.
From below, from the valley Hiroki,
You rise to four more.

Do not go, girl, married
For Ivanaki kudzu.
In Ivanaki Kudzu what you need,
Three times more than you can.

Opa opa yes ...
Fused Sakura and sitting on her bird.
I do not believe my eyes.
Between them, the gap must be!

I walked the forest, I saw a demon among the palms.
Cooked it in a pot pufferfish.
Silly devil! Not on what you hung the pot.
Your soup will smell of burning hair.

Geisha bathed in the lake.
Geisha pushing parts of the body.
Their happiness that next to no Ivanaki kudzu.
That's really who pushes pushes so!

From the sky the little star fell.
Many just tore it in the pants.
And beautiful!
The question of the war for the Kuril Islands
Not worth it.

Here's someone coming down from Mount Fuji.
I think this is the one who is dear to me.
It green kimono.
Me white,
And the sleeves tied behind.

Oh, frost, frost ...
Frost is not me, I beg.
Frost better horse.
Road to Tokyo is long and boring,
Let anything rings while driving ...

Cherry blossom and pear.
Mist over Mount Fuji.
Landfall girl without clothes.
PLANT all so that fled to it in droves.

Gop-stop ... We are the ones who comes out of the corner.
Gop-stop ... This geisha has taken on too much.
Sema-san, let your sword try her body.
Watch Out! She has an artificial heart made of steel.

Can not be heard in the garden of stones, even noises.
Everything here is stopped until the morning, except for us.
What are you, my dear, you look askance?
Afraid to be back dents from stones?

Hid daisies, buttercups slumped.
From bitter words froze water in the river.
Why geisha love only beautiful?
Why else should pay and pay?

Little spruce was born in the forest.
In the forest and grew, wrapped up with snow.
Came a samurai sword, it cuts
In any way.
Two of them in the forest stupid - he and his sword.

Shaggy bumblebee on the fragrant Sakura.
Grey Heron on the roof of a house in Kyoto.
Samurai daughter - your newsletter.
It is not necessary to be near,
When the father is training with a bamboo stick.

I asked Sakura,
Where is the geisha, which broke my heart.
Sakura did not answer.
And that's good.
In our family, and so full of crazies,
Who speak with trees and grass.

The smile will lighten everything.
Smile rainbow in the sky awake.
Anyone who is cheerful, smiling at us with his lips.
Who made seppuku - smiling stomach.

Warm felt footwear, warm felt boots ...
Unfiled old ...
Decent Japanese girl will not go to such a date.
How great is that I obscene!
And how cool that was not a girl!

I blame? I blame that I love sake?
I blame that my voice was shaking,
When I'm in a tube muzzle him,
Traffic police inspector?

Clumsy pedestrians run through puddles.
Water river flows on the asphalt.
Prefecture Isemidzu rain and silence.
There are not allowed to sing in the streets of crocodiles.