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Rating female by sign of the zodiac
Who is the best woman and wife in the universe? The answer is obvious, but still! Let's see what the stars say about it.
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Zodiac wives 12th place - Scorpio
Damn beautiful, insanely attractive and very smart woman Scorpio - the worst wife in the world. The man who takes her as his wife sells himself into slavery. Without a doubt, it is honorable and pleasant to serve such a precious lady, but while you get used to her complex character, you will have time to earn a baldness, erectile dysfunction and an old-age pension.
11th place - Pisces
Marrying a fish is like having a kitten, because the benefits of it are the same. Fish are unearthly and attractive creatures. If the fish woman is in a good mood, she can be squeezed on the handles. For some mysterious reason, representatives of the stronger sex fall into fanatical dependence on this zodiac sign. And if some daredevil manages to break off relations with the fish - life becomes meaningless and empty.
10th place - Lion
The bravest go to fight with the Lions. The Lion wife is like an expensive showcase – she has the most beautiful jewelry, the best cars and everything. It all depends on the appetite of the predatory beast. Theoretically, it is possible to divorce a predator, but practically - after a divorce, all women seem dull and pale copies. There's no money to keep another lioness, ha!
9th place - Sagittarius
Satan's wife. All she needs is your immortal soul. As the wife says, it will always be. If you dare to disobey, you will burn forever in hell.
8th place - Gemini
The most dangerous kind of wife. She knows who her husband really is. You can't hide anything, don't even try! Her gaze won't miss anything, so put that cookie down, you're already fat.
7th place - Aries
Very interesting kind of wife. She is the best thing that could happen to her man, and the Aries wife is 100% convinced of that! She will fight to the last, but she will re-educate her husband. And for the benefit of the latter.
6th place - Libra
A skilful cook, a beautiful woman, an excellent mistress - yes, this is a Libra wife. A dream, right? But only in those days when Her Majesty is kind and tender. Libra devotes the rest of her free time to scandals, tantrums and endless eating of someone else’s liver.
5th place - Virgo
Wife-Virgin is a wonderful companion, best friend and companion. I am convinced that the couple should look in one direction, and in the one that the Virgo chooses. She will be the leader of the pack, too. Formally, you are the leader here, but the maiden wolf assumes all responsibility. And if in response to the proposal of your hand and heart you hear: “I will think,” run, brother!
4th place - Taurus
You should marry such a girl if you are very cheerful and not very rich jackass. She won't back down until she's grown a successful man out of you, but all the joy out of you will be gone. But if you think that flying a set into your head for the hundredth time is still fun, then go for it!
3rd place - Capricorn
The ideal man should be the husband of the ideal woman, everything is elementary! In choosing a partner, Capricorns are guided by benefit and benefit, not some kind of love. And if the Capricorn woman chose you, you're lucky for the rest of your life. Really, if you don't screw up...
2nd place - Aquarius
The honorable second place goes to Aquarius. Eternally a young laugher, airy and tender, this young lady is the dream of any man. However, you will have to chase your happiness very hard, because convincing her to marry is not an easy task.
1st place Cancer
Family comes first to Cancer! It's a sin to complain about this lady. She is smart, and beautiful, and the house is perfectly cared for, and her husband’s relatives adore. What's not a dream? Because family is important. So don't you dare neglect your family responsibilities, or you'll get what you deserve! And do not regret not marrying a virgin. You can't!
This horoscope is a joke and should not be taken to heart. But there is some truth in every joke, right?
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Zodiac wives 12th place - Scorpio
Damn beautiful, insanely attractive and very smart woman Scorpio - the worst wife in the world. The man who takes her as his wife sells himself into slavery. Without a doubt, it is honorable and pleasant to serve such a precious lady, but while you get used to her complex character, you will have time to earn a baldness, erectile dysfunction and an old-age pension.
11th place - Pisces
Marrying a fish is like having a kitten, because the benefits of it are the same. Fish are unearthly and attractive creatures. If the fish woman is in a good mood, she can be squeezed on the handles. For some mysterious reason, representatives of the stronger sex fall into fanatical dependence on this zodiac sign. And if some daredevil manages to break off relations with the fish - life becomes meaningless and empty.
10th place - Lion
The bravest go to fight with the Lions. The Lion wife is like an expensive showcase – she has the most beautiful jewelry, the best cars and everything. It all depends on the appetite of the predatory beast. Theoretically, it is possible to divorce a predator, but practically - after a divorce, all women seem dull and pale copies. There's no money to keep another lioness, ha!
9th place - Sagittarius
Satan's wife. All she needs is your immortal soul. As the wife says, it will always be. If you dare to disobey, you will burn forever in hell.
8th place - Gemini
The most dangerous kind of wife. She knows who her husband really is. You can't hide anything, don't even try! Her gaze won't miss anything, so put that cookie down, you're already fat.
7th place - Aries
Very interesting kind of wife. She is the best thing that could happen to her man, and the Aries wife is 100% convinced of that! She will fight to the last, but she will re-educate her husband. And for the benefit of the latter.
6th place - Libra
A skilful cook, a beautiful woman, an excellent mistress - yes, this is a Libra wife. A dream, right? But only in those days when Her Majesty is kind and tender. Libra devotes the rest of her free time to scandals, tantrums and endless eating of someone else’s liver.
5th place - Virgo
Wife-Virgin is a wonderful companion, best friend and companion. I am convinced that the couple should look in one direction, and in the one that the Virgo chooses. She will be the leader of the pack, too. Formally, you are the leader here, but the maiden wolf assumes all responsibility. And if in response to the proposal of your hand and heart you hear: “I will think,” run, brother!
4th place - Taurus
You should marry such a girl if you are very cheerful and not very rich jackass. She won't back down until she's grown a successful man out of you, but all the joy out of you will be gone. But if you think that flying a set into your head for the hundredth time is still fun, then go for it!
3rd place - Capricorn
The ideal man should be the husband of the ideal woman, everything is elementary! In choosing a partner, Capricorns are guided by benefit and benefit, not some kind of love. And if the Capricorn woman chose you, you're lucky for the rest of your life. Really, if you don't screw up...
2nd place - Aquarius
The honorable second place goes to Aquarius. Eternally a young laugher, airy and tender, this young lady is the dream of any man. However, you will have to chase your happiness very hard, because convincing her to marry is not an easy task.
1st place Cancer
Family comes first to Cancer! It's a sin to complain about this lady. She is smart, and beautiful, and the house is perfectly cared for, and her husband’s relatives adore. What's not a dream? Because family is important. So don't you dare neglect your family responsibilities, or you'll get what you deserve! And do not regret not marrying a virgin. You can't!
This horoscope is a joke and should not be taken to heart. But there is some truth in every joke, right?
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