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"Mouths of Babes the truth" or As my friend's son humor flashed
We went with friends last summer at the cottage. The company has gathered a motley, some came with children. And so the evening ran up to me the boy friend and asked:
— Uncle nick, do you have a son?
— Yes, there is.
— How old is he old?
— So, forty-four already! I replied. Kidding, in actual fact my son is only eleven.
— Uncle Kolya, and you yourself how many years? — do not appeased kid.
— I thirty-five.
Little boy eyes at me, hatched, forehead wrinkled, and then went for it
— Uncle Kolya, remember, this is NOT YOUR CHILD!
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