Summer, heat. Moscow-Odessa flight

The Moscow-Odessa flight is preparing for takeoff. For some strange reason, the takeoff has been postponed and postponed. Passengers in the cabin are indignant, flight attendants are actively running around the cabin, airport workers are running along the takeoff field ... An hour later, a flight attendant announces:

- Dear passengers! How many of you have passed skis to the luggage compartment?

The passengers sitting in the cabin only shrug their shoulders. And then the flight attendant notices an old man with a characteristic Odessa appearance, serenely sleeping in his place. She approaches him, gently touches his shoulder and asks:

- Excuse me, are you the one carrying skis?

The old man says,

- Yeah, I- What happened?

- I'm sorry again, but we may have accidentally lost one of your skis. Don’t worry, our employees will find it.

Who told you that I was carrying two skis?

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