"Got it stuffed drunk!"As I'm with a friend on the phone talked

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Call buddy. Barely exchanged greetings, I could hear tube noise and Mat.

— What have you got there?

— Yes zadolbali this effigy drunk! Will beat the***n!

— What have you got there?! Where you been at?! — I yell in full neponyatka.

Again the noise, mats and sigh of relief: "Everything! Closed a fool in the room…»

I ofigevayu: a decent family…

— Lenka?!!

— Cat! Lena at work.

— ???

— Beer spilled, the cat began to lap up. Well, wipe is not necessary. First, let's run like the plague. And then for me to do! Had the room close. Right now there is frantic.

Then I slipped... Hear also laughs.

Drunk terrible cat no beast!

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