12 humorous phrases with a sparkling play of words Bashny.Net

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Masha, you guys came!
— Tell them to come by later, ear is not ready.

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It's amazing how differently you hear the phrase "Honey, Yes you have started to follow you!", said a beautician and a therapist.

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At any age has its own charm. 51, for example, without a remainder is divided by 17.

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First truth was on our side, but then they got rebar...

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PE in school: in celebration of the New year, the boy in the costume of the cucumber bit from shop class.

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The silent woman is beautiful by default.

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The supermarket baffled young pals, when, after question: "Daddy, you got a smoke?", they have demanded the passport.

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That bride snatching is somehow wrong, became clear when in the mail came her finger...

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