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12 humorous phrases with a sparkling play of words
Acute joke hurts like a bee. Right in your sense of humor! The website sprinkles of fine jokes. 
Masha, you guys came!
— Tell them to come by later, ear is not ready.
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It's amazing how differently you hear the phrase "Honey, Yes you have started to follow you!", said a beautician and a therapist.
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At any age has its own charm. 51, for example, without a remainder is divided by 17.
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First truth was on our side, but then they got rebar...
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PE in school: in celebration of the New year, the boy in the costume of the cucumber bit from shop class.
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The silent woman is beautiful by default.
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The supermarket baffled young pals, when, after question: "Daddy, you got a smoke?", they have demanded the passport.
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That bride snatching is somehow wrong, became clear when in the mail came her finger...
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Masha, you guys came!
— Tell them to come by later, ear is not ready.
* * *
It's amazing how differently you hear the phrase "Honey, Yes you have started to follow you!", said a beautician and a therapist.
* * *
* * *
At any age has its own charm. 51, for example, without a remainder is divided by 17.
* * *
First truth was on our side, but then they got rebar...
* * *
* * *
PE in school: in celebration of the New year, the boy in the costume of the cucumber bit from shop class.
* * *
The silent woman is beautiful by default.
* * *
* * *
The supermarket baffled young pals, when, after question: "Daddy, you got a smoke?", they have demanded the passport.
* * *
That bride snatching is somehow wrong, became clear when in the mail came her finger...
* * *
via factroom.ru
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