Oh, the bottom!

As physics in the past, I could not care one question. Why among women there is no one complete winner of the Nobel prize in physics? Today I was given the answer. I found it on the bottom plate of gluten-free Allergy-free cereal.

The porridge, which, according to the who standards, Ministry of health and UNICEF must be placed in a baby seven months in the name of health and peace on Earth.

The only one who ever reached the bottom of the dish with porridge for babies, knows that all other achievements, compared to this — the decay and rot. Sixteen years of experience in growing children, fifteen years of work of practical psychologist, five years of teaching experience, three education — useless junk when a boy named #Uncle Bada decided that he wants cereal.





To inform parents that it is a good time to refuel with complex carbohydrates, the boy starts gundet and stick it in your mouth a blanket. If you take away the veil, there are socks.

If you leave a child without socks on the bare floor of the homeless in the baby's mouth is bound to be some kind of important paper. Anyway, the child will be able to hint that his body has developed a shortage of pulp, and its evolution has been the transition from dairy foods to plant.

Only when the field of view appears baby plate and spoon, the child hastily swallowed proprietary passport and performs a complicated dance with the whole body. Feet he makes a rope, trying to reach the plates, and hands priklepyvayut constantly promahivayas past the spoon.

For the spoon, once in the hands of the baby, immediately becomes a throwing weapon. Catapult, loaded with cereal, usually aimed at the center of the bright face of the mother of Uncle buddy. But the sight sometimes go astray, so on the opposite wall you can clearly see the outline of the head to clean the tiles in among the streaks frayed Greci.

The theory of the education of infants says that if a kid tries to take the spoon during feedings, need to be smarter. You have to give him one spoon, and afford to take another. Theorists believe that in this way it is possible to cheat the child who is licking an empty spoon while the parent is cleverly and neatly you put in baby food to your working tool. And the opposite wall will remain clean.

Uncle Bada got a second spoon. And then he used it on purpose. At that time, as the mother of a shovel for a shovel sinkers mess in Uncle Badou boy his spoon unloaded the provisions from the cheeks to the environment.

No academician can not cope with the problem of two spoons, with so many variables! He'll cry, run away in the mind Palace and there will be to eat one granite of science without the use of Cutlery, but would never see the spoon.

He will get his Nobel prize and spend it on treatment locomobile, in the meantime, women (and best man) will solve this problem elegant method of permutation of the indices of a tensor field, wherein the external space with cereal and excluding spoons, gently turn inside out inside Uncle buddy. And anybody will not tell about it.

 

 

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Young parents so often have to deal with complex spatio-temporal task that they don't even consider it something worthy of attention. After this work on trivial tasks at the level of measuring the neutrino mass — it is ridiculous. Here you catch a freely oscillating baby and prove that he has a rest mass! Then we'll talk. published

 

P. S. And remember, only by changing their consumption — together we change the world! ©

Source: svetlana-panina.livejournal.com/548661.html