Laughter through tears: jokes about Russian football

Football fever in full swing, but some matches of Russian citizens is not encouraging. What remains to fans? Only joking. < Website publishes a selection of the popular jokes on Russian football.



Russian football players took to the field to defend the honor of the country. And it was necessary just to play football.

- Dad, you could do in your life without cigarettes, beer, football and computer

? - My daughter, why are you so cruel ?! I did your childhood teach only good!

Everyone talks about football, but I say nothing, because they have never been interested in football.

In this I look like a player of our national team.



22:00 - Honey, what is more important to you: I or football

? 23:50 - Surely you

Cat of the player never sleeps tangle.

- Are there any in the Russian athletes who do not use doping

. - Of course have. Football. This is evident in the results.

At Euro 2016 could be organized legal fights fans. The problem is that they necessarily will their fans ...



Life must be lived, so that you pay 930 million rubles just for the fact that you have not coached the national team of Russia on football. Fabio Capello.

- Do you think maybe some crazy billionaire to buy all the players of team Russia

? - Well, is that authorities

. - I saw how our people marked Slovaks yesterday

? - No, I'm after the match once the TV is off

. The boycott of the World Cup in 2018 by the major football powers - the real chance to the Russian team to win it

. Football remains the last legal way to buy a Negro.

via factroom.ru