The story is about how to Get rid of the annoying Telemarketologov

In the US state of living a nice guy Tom Mabe (hereinafter TM), who makes his living by making fun of the telemarketer (hereinafter T) writes these conversations and sells them to various publishers. This is a translation of one of the best conversations:





TM: Hello
T: Can I talk with Tom Mabe
? TM: Who asks
? T: This is Mike from ....... You have been chosen to receive a computer and can
satellite TV system for free ....
TM: Stop, stop, stop. Did you know Tom Mabe? It was his friend?
T: Nnnet. I'm just calling to ...
TM: Wait, wait. (Aside) Properly take a picture of the corpse and
check everything on the prints. Mike, are you there?
T: Yes
TM: Let me explain to you what's wrong. You actually called the place of
crime. Mr. Mabe is no longer with us. I'm Detective Clark card
Homicide and must ask you a few questions. What kind
case you were with Tom Mabe?
T: I ... I did not have anything to do with it ... I'm sorry ... (going
hang up)
TM: No, no, stay on the line. This call is already traced, and we soon
all you have to call to testify.
T: You do not understand. I'm calling ...
TM: No, you do not understand! If you do not want to be arrested for
obstruction of the investigation, keep your ass on the phone.
T: Let's you better talk to my supervisor ...
TM: With your supervisor will be discussed later
. Where are you at the moment?
T: I'm at work
. TM: You're at work
T:. Yes
TM: Are you pose as a wiseacre
? T:. No, sir
TM: Imagine, Mike, I need to write a letter to your ass. WHAT I
I will have to write on the envelope, so that it came to her ?! Geographically,
Mike! Where is the work?
T: 45 ...... Littleton, Colorado
. TM: One second ... (aside) immediately contact the department by
Homicide in Littleton, let them check on this guy
involvement in the murder and robbery.
Mike, so where did you say you know Tom?
T: Are you going to check me in Littleton police ???! But I
I am thousands of miles away from your place of crime !!! I do not even know
this guy !!! I IN COLORADO !!!
TM: Do not worry, do not worry, Mike. A simple formality. Say you
Ever been to the home of Mr. Mabe?
T: No !!!
TM: OK. Tell me where you were last night between 20 and 22?
T: It is awkward to answer such questions ...
TM: And one more question, Mike. I'm sure you know about it - Mr. Mabe was
flaming homosexual. I would not want to put you in an awkward
position, Mike, but I have to ask this question. You were his lover?
T: WHAT? !!! NO! What kind of questions are these ?!
TM: Do not worry, do not worry, Mike. If you're gay, it's okay. Today you,
homosexuals, as I was beginning to think about it myself.
You know, to go to Las Vegas to drink a bit, lovely Mexican
dwarfs ...
T: This is nonsense some !!! (Hangs up)
TM: Hello

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