Funniest Joke and relevance of European During 2016 Bashny.Net

Cidit Ahmed squatting in Berlin and spits on the ground through a hole in his teeth.

Suddenly a fairy appears and says:

- I'm a socialist social liberal fairy! I flew to fulfill three wishes!

- Look, what I have a hole in your mouth! I want to get me cured and set up all the teeth!

Ahmed has not had time to utter these words, he went out immediately the law on free treatment and prosthetics for social aliens, and his mouth shone snow-white Hollywood smile.

- I miss his four wives and fifteen kids as well as parents, brothers and sisters, parents, brothers and sisters of my wife! I wish we lived in a luxury villa, and that was always a lot of money!

Ahmed has not had time to finish, as it turned into a beautiful villa! On the table - the text of the law on family reunification for social foreigners and bank printouts with information about the benefits received. The house is fully furnished and equipped with electrical appliances in accordance with the law on assistance in the purchase of furniture and household appliances for social foreigners.

Happy Ahmed does not know what he would ask for more, because even one wish left. And he asked:

- I want to be a real German. Not only is citizenship. I want to be a blue-eyed blonde, and that my name was Fritz Schulz!

Before he could finish the sentence, all disappeared, and he found himself once again sitting on his haunches and spitting on the ground through holes in the teeth.

- What happened? - He asked the fairies.

- Are not you ashamed, Mr Schulz, to beg the state! You have to take care of themselves! Go and look for a job!

: Storyfo.ru

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