Industry fraud

So advertisers reveal our brain, and we continue to believe everything ... even such wild nonsense O__o

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Lord Millet is fucked! Last time I was more and more striking advertising. or they ran out of names of ingredients, or they ask ohueli.

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"Easy creamy body lotion with silk proteins and cashmere extract softens the skin, leaving it smooth as silk.»

"Silk proteins are produced by natural processing of the thinnest thread produced from silkworm. These valuable natural substances are easily absorbed, moisturize and soften the skin. »

Okay! with a protein (= proteins) silk they may still have. Although silk is produced from special organic substance, from the saliva of a silkworm, ie theoretically proteins present there are but only the beginning, because air silk solidifies (crystallizes) and get out of it something very difficult.

But it is impossible to extract cashmere space pizdezh.

For information: Cashmere - down (undercoat) mountain goats.

Extract - (lat. Extractum) concentrated substance extracted from medicinal plants and raw materials of animal origin, with the help of n. solvent and then condensed by evaporation, which is a mobile, viscous liquid or dry mass. In medicine, the term "extract" means a dosage form prepared by extraction. Extractant may be water, alcohol, ether, respectively extracts were separated into aqueous, alcohol, ether.

Extract - 1.Izvlekat, delete. 2. Extract the mixture of a substance with a suitable solvent. 3. Get something l., Highlighting some of the l. substance mixture by exposure to solvent.

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"Satin, soft skin, flowing like silk, hair - these are our ideas about true beauty. Cosmetic line "Silk Cocktail", which combines a set of tools for body care and hair, give you a feeling of silky smoothness and well maintained thanks to an original combination of active ingredients:

? silk extract to restore the damaged areas,

? silicones and their derivatives - for ease of combing and shine,

? vitamins for nutrition of hair and skin. »

Then abruptly. Now extract the silk!

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«Pearl Extract. Series with pearl extract.

It is a complex derived from pearls, rich in mineral salts, trace elements and peptides from the depths of the ocean. He is well known and widely used in Chinese medicine. »

Epty! Of course! Yeah. Pearl erased in the powder and solution. I do not want to smudge that dissolves pearls.

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"Balm conditioner" Chamomile and extract amber "* fill hair radiant sunshine!»

I have a house worth :) amber - fossilized resin. It can be melted, but something about the extraction, "this is usually done in a smoke-free sulfuric acid and then after a complete collapse of Humanity (amber for example) to dobovlyaet special substances to extinguish the acid and sealed it in a sealed vessel and still the substance is poisonous and dangerous . »

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"Refreshing for the body fluid" Crystal Ice ". It makes you work harder the deeper layers of the skin, tightening and toning it. The fluid composition includes a range of plant extracts of lemongrass, peppermint leaves, mint and cypress oils and extracts of rock crystal. »

Guys, this is really shit ... If previously been sgorempopolamorganika, now has an inorganic compound.

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"Mask Els pitatatelnaya against breakage with Cement-Ceramide»

Uasche! Extracts porfyumeriya not ogranichivatsya.

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"According to experts Beiersdorf and Nivea, the phrase" girl's best friend - it is diamonds ", it does not detract from its meaning. Brand research showed that most holders of long and very long hair would make them look healthy and shiny. And the more luster - the better. Thus was born the idea to create a series of products for hair care and styling products - Nivea Diamond Gloss. The composition of shampoos and conditioners in this series really include "microparticles diamonds that give hair a healthy shine"

ABOUT! is the winner of all the competitions! I chemist told what will happen if the stomach gets diamond dust. Diamond is insoluble and is thus a solid. He breaks all the internal organs. Cool head microparticles Briliant wash and left without a scalp.

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