Conspiracy against humanity, inanimate objects called resistentialism

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you never occurred to me that things from time immemorial intrigues against the people? Of course, it sounds like a raving lunatic, but remember: at home you do not just hit on the furniture, though long accustomed to where it stands, and a kitchen knife, which you probably own perfection, sometimes instead of vegetables cut finger.

After all, how often men have to say mysterious and unexplained loss of a toe, although only recently, both the toe were neatly stacked in a box? Therefore, if you think about all the evidence of the conspiracy and its hidden malice of things around us, there is, but of course, how can that be - a separate issue.



This phenomenon is called resistentialism (not to be confused with existentialism!), The term was proposed by Paul Jennings - children's writer from Australia. Jennings has long realized that in the world for hundreds of years, there is a quiet, imperceptible, but brutal war between humans and objects of everyday life, and to explain it to the rest, he came up with a concept. The next time you have to deal with kitchen utensils, electrical appliances, clothing, beware - we are surrounded by cunning and ruthless enemy.

via factroom.ru