General and boar Bashny.Net

As lieutenants, generals went on the hunt "insure." One such, in the rank of lieutenant-general, came to the "Lexus". Equipment- Austrian gun with Zeiss optics, a huge knife, camouflage on request. They sat down at the table, and it has suffered: on rhino hunting, hunting elephants, leopards hunted ... The next morning went to the forest, and I dropped it to insure it. He looked at me, as a dried spit, smiled, put wide skis and pochapal Cabana ... we waited for forty minutes. And then he jumped out ... not a wild boar, however, and gilt, so the size of about a half-zhigulёnka. General gun stuck in the snow, and slowly unbuckled the knife ...
I realized that something was about to happen, I'm going to talk to the old-age grandchildren. And I was not mistaken: the general leaned toward skiing, cut mounting and three tug was on the nearest birch ...