10 funniest jokes Russian Siri

With the release of the second beta version of iOS 8.3 Siri, finally spoke in Russian. And if its work has not yet claim that humor does not find fault with it. Offers a collection of gems that lift your mood. Funny, but Siri can either keep the conversation and politely otshit you fend off your jokes, or gently point out that the sense of humor you have not. And yes, do not try to call her to marry, she will not go.

TOP-10 Russian funny answers Siri


I must say that Siri is able not only to listen but to respond. Unlike other assistants inarticulate development Apple is very adaptive and intelligent approach to conversation.





Have Siri answers not only to the classic requests, for example, to dial someone or launch an application. She even tries to read minds:





Siri works by its own rules and adhere to certain principles. She has even the laws to which it must periodically be:



Apart from a few jokes and quite naive original answer, voice assistant can tell stories:



As befits a faithful assistant, Siri is always ready to help the owner of the smartphone. So attentive, even in the dream she has no time. Apparently, even their own tales can not serve as an excuse to take a break:



But, apparently, it can sometimes afford to be distracted from the duties to have fun:



In some questions Siri evasively:



Lest she perceives tolerance:



Although the transition to the next stage of relations, it is not ready. Moreover, her response suggests that wanting a lot, and it is - one:





Despite the fact that its goal is to help find an answer to almost any question, some of it ignores the banal:



Statement Siri does not like to say:



Although Siri competitors is not very fan of and even slightly offended if her not to appeal as it used to:



Some of her answers are able to reach the depths of the soul, you only need to find the right approach:



Even in the most difficult moment of voice assistant is not going to leave the user:



As a bonus - Siri sings songs:



On the one hand, the usefulness of such comments and responses is questionable, since the smartphone is designed to help the user to quickly perform certain tasks, and not distract him for long conversations about anything. On the other - the voice assistant feature acts a kind of "chip", which, at least, looks fresh. Moreover, such possibility, though are programmed, with the development of artificial intelligence can find a more functional use. Until then, the joke Siri will remain just another way of entertainment for the owners of "apple" gadget.