33 Conductor PHRASES OR HOW swears intelligent people

Phrases that will show how to swear slim, sleek and intelligent - in short, as a conductor of symphony orchestras!



It would be a mistake to think that the orchestra plays the most perfect people. Conductors are not worse than the army officials are able to swear by the orchestra. And then even better! However, they do it very subtly and intelligently.


Judge for yourself, here is how intelligent people swear:

Only three rehearsals to shame!
We must play as if you drank a little and do not rush.
See one eye to the party, and the two on me!
You are so familiar it all play like Prokofiev personally drank!
I'll tell you now what note here - you will be surprised.
This is not a symphony orchestra, here you can not hide in the crowd, you have to play clean!
Guys, this is "cuckoo sounds" rather than the approach of enemy aircraft!
And if someone played out of tune, the main thing - to have time to look reproachfully at his neighbor.
Do not choke in your own talent!
Number the bars, and the eyes may be displaced, and the numbers are there!
Houses come and do so that the whole family you know how to play it ...
Female choir! Sing along with their brains.
This work you had to soak up the milk instructor!
Mendelssohn to play without "mendelsovschiny».
Remove nail polish with your neck!
Stop staring at cleavage flutist, there is no music, your party on the desk!
This is necessary so to hate each other, so as to play!
Why should you as a child did not explain what the pipe is different from Pioneer bugle?
Shostakovich was not a fighter, but in this game it would be resurrected and filled your face!
If you have played the first time as a number, I will kill all of you in turn, bury, otsizhu and then dial a new band!
Are not you afraid to go to the second compartment? Say thank you to the conservatory run intellectuals. And the proletariat would rise up from their seats and stuffed all of you face for this game!
Alta, where are you getting? And the right to something decent climbed, and the F-sharp!
From myself I try to blow! I have the impression that you are still in music school did not explain the direction of airflow in the mouthpiece!
Do not worry because the harp and confused her with a drunken husband!
I know that you all hate me. Now think how you should treat me?
I did not place you in the same music!
The second trombone, I want to wish that on your funeral so playing!
Was used to me, I took the stick so that you have resumed the air permeability of the body!
I promise you a job in the underpass, and personally arrange with the cops and criminals to avoid being touched. But for passers-by, I can not answer.
You would instead saxophone - a chainsaw "Friendship" in hand. The sound is the same, and more money!
You are very beautiful, strong hands. Put the instrument and strangled herself with them, do not mock the music!
You come home, give my condolences to your wife. How can I sleep with spasmodic man?
I stop all kinds of ceremonies, and today will begin to teach you to love me if you do not, then at least the music!