Notes from the life of a service center for repair laptops Bashny.Net

- Hello! And how do you work?
- Hard and with dedication!
- Oh ... I'm probably not got there ...
- Alёё! You my laptop repaired?
- Tell me the receipt number, now look at the base.
- I do not remember where she was stuck ... Well, I brought him half an hour ago ...
- ......... !!!





Comes couple citizen, apparently father and son. Rod with a giant sistemnik.
- Good morning - darn!
- It's that ???
- My Computer! I called, they said that you will make.
- Sorry, but we only deal with laptops. We have it on the site is written in huge letters!
- Well, you said that you will make !!!
- We will not be able to say, as We only Nout fix it.
... (30 meters, there is an office, which is engaged in contrast, only sistemnik)
- Tell me, on what phone you called? Or the exact address?
- What are you, stupid?! ???!? I called you !!!
- On what phone? Room name, please.
- Your room number is! You cho, your number will not know ???
- ...
- Hello, you can set the 3D drayvery?
- This is what you have in mind?
- Well, for povysheniya gertsabayt ...



From the days when even traded Nout ...
Comes a lady ... a huge lady !!! Do not fucking interested in what and how stupidly bought the most expensive laptop ($ 3200) and leaves.
Two days later breaks, smashing box door shouting - chevyblya, freaks, sold for garbage ?? I have little if not the president himself has recommended, and you Gandon ... well, etc.
Tried to calm the "lady" and find out what happened ...
After her argument, she apologizes and leaves, its Zaslav (cage / guard their dick plead for brandy)
...
- Tell me what the problem is, that does not suit you?
- I turn it on, and it turns off after 3 hours, they say, the battery ran down!
- And?
- What "I" ??? I have my mobile, once a week I charge !!!
- ...
Druzhban, who spent his life cars, bought my laptop.
Two days later, calls and blogged:
- Lech, Th he was beeping like a prostitute?
- In what sense?
- Well pischschit until the sound is not muted ...
- A four-thread you done to him?
- Well ... I saw a small hole in the hull, but close - Screwdriver drawn ...
- This is not a screwdriver, and a microphone icon. There's a microphone.
- Fuck ... So I wonder screwdriver stuck there ...



- You sold unto me a defective laptop !!!
- ??
- Do nego letters slowly pressed !!!
- I bought vas noutbuk and to spare, refused to guarantee. And it suddenly something went wrong. Otremontriruyte me free, I'm not thinking that it something breaks ...



- I have a computer mouse on the screen just as pi * dec rides !!!
- And what is a computer?
- Yes * xy knows ...
- A mouse?
- This, on which you can finger, but you can drive it x * ...
- Maybe you should take it all and bring to a service center, so we looked ...
- Ale, I bought a laptop. Turn - there are 3 buttons, or direct them to click system so stick ??
- Brrr ... What the? What system? Where poke?
- Oh you ...



- Tell me, how much you give warranty b / Laptops?
- Depends on the model, but generally 3 months.
- Yes, I've already bought, and he has broken, so wanted to include a guarantee.
- Well, look at garantiynike as written there.
- And I do not garantiyki.
- How not? We always give! And if you lose, you can break through to the base - no question.
- No. Where to buy, one for the phone does not fit that day. I thought you might warranty repair for ...
- .... !!!
- Hello. I need a memory module in the laptop to update.
- What type of memory, how much?
- And here. (And remove the battery from his pocket)
- And what then?
- Well, like what? Finally can not remember the charge !!!
- You b / Laptops have?
- There Is!
- I need to work.
- What are the criteria?
- Well, as long as the screen is not less than 19 & quot;
- Ale, I bought you a year ago laptop. He did not need me. Return the money!
- I need a laptop so you can typing text.
- What are the requirements?
- Requirements ... umm ... well ... no memory ... memory ... and that's all.
And this citizen, took exactly! Though positive, but zadolbal fuck!
Nevertheless, he put a fat umumdrilsya positive point:
- Ale, I just called you, once again your address, and I wrote, and I can not read ...
For 10 years, 7 years, sitting in the same place ...
- Good morning! You b / Laptops have?
- There Is!
- Where do you work today?
- Ale! Connect me with laptops !!!
- Piiiiiii, bzzzdzzzzhzhzhzhzhbzzzzz ...
- Hello, you sold / used laptops?
- Yes I Am.
- I need a new one, but b / y ...
- Good morning! And you b / Laptops cheap?
- Yes I Do!
- And you can see them or give money - you get the box and everything ...
- A sho, though you cheap laptops?
- Yes I Do!
- I would be cheaper, but better, and I am from Kharkov ...
- Do you have a battery for Toshiba?
- For what kind of model?
- Uh ... uh ... but in general it is Dell!

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