Before going to bed I notice that his daughter Polly rough allergy. I take the first comer under a hand cream, lubricate the start.
Daughter holds a tube, carefully read the inscription: "Hand Cream", and jumps suddenly screamed: "Mom, what are you! This can not be! »
I am reassured that everything is fine, do not worry, we have the main soften the skin.
Daughter: - No! Do not you know what happens after this cream? Did not you hear that some people hands of the priests GROW!