Responsibilities cat in the house

DUTIES CAT IN HOME
1. Cat must protect people from houseplants.
2. The cat must constantly keep a man in uniform, causing him to constantly move around the apartment, bend, collecting pens, pencils, socks, and so on. D.
3. The cat must hold fast to the teeth pen or pencil as man tries to write.
4. The cat must constantly perform the audit in the refrigerator, even if the person does not want it. If he does not want to, so that - there hides, and with it that - it should be a good deal, and then you bring to justice the person.
5. The cat must check each hour during the night, do not you crawled under the covers any person snake.
6. cat from time to time have to train yourself in the event of unforeseen circus performances. For this purpose he shall periodically arrange flights home under the dome, jumping from curtains on the chandelier and back, all kinds of Jumping.
7. Cat must help a person to make the bed, watching to under the sheet did not have any items.
8. The cat must remember that dream for a man is a waste of time, so the sight of a sleeping person, you must immediately wake him up by jumping on his stomach, and even better on the head.
9. Cat must chase away bad dreams from a man. If the cat will notice that the person in bed tossing and turning, he must jump the man on the head and begin to drive away bad dreams and nightmares.
10. The cat must every morning to remind man of the old proverb, "who get up early, that God gives." And the sooner people will rise, the more he (as well as the cat), God willing.
11. The cat should share with the person all that he has. Always give part of furs for warming clothes and throw the floor and half a cup of food.
12. The cat must sing songs to bring the joy of man. Even if the songs are sad.
13. The cat has to check for what reason someone - is not closed cupboard or nightstand and closed the drawer.
14. The cat must know what lies in all boxes and packages. And from personal experience to make it as comfortable and well located.
15. The cat must during sleep a person to drown the outside noise, loud humming under the ear.
16. The cat must sleep off per person, all his relatives, friends and neighbors together.