I recently smoked ...

One day I was walking through the woods, looking the garden, I think let'll come! I went up to this park, watch the gate! I went to the well, I go to the elevator, sit on the bike, looking for some motor here, "Batz" to me, the conductor is suitable, and says, "Aunt your seat!" - And I say that I do not smoke, so this kid starts to cry ... .but I was not taken aback, and how to give him in the face, he grabs the knee and krichit- "My back! My back! "- And I think he can sovem e * Anulov? If I go out of this train! Look taxi is worth it! Well, I go up and govoryu- "L & M Blue and vodka 0, 5" Well, it gives me and Bond and beer, I take it, and take the moonshine, and run away from this garbage! So these firefighters caught in an ambulance! We catch up and govoryat- "You forgot to surrender!" - Well, I take a kilo of apples, and I go to the market to sell! I offer pears, so I did not have time to put these bananas, immediately grandmother runs, and buys me all peaches and says that it all came together in kulechek! And I think she's really f * Anuti as I told her 20 watermelons in a bag put! I took the money and left ...

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