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Once upon a time in the forest partisans.
Pe4 (10:06 PM):
Once upon a time in the forest partisans. What is the forest, I can not tell you: if it was a lot of forests, not to mention now, but definitely in glubokotylskom German forest. They lived together and had a reputation for great inventor: the epigram to write Hitler, the blow up a warehouse, the word on the fence will be bad. And sometimes even that of stealing chickens as quite get up to mischief. But most of all, of course, loved the guerrillas train derailed start.
Sometimes rides a train into the forest, and the guerrillas have not slept the day before - they called a traitor to the German railway station (the guerrillas were very friendly with the German traitors) and train all told, what luck, when, how much and how to better under let derailed. That guerrillas tossed all night - then turn on your right side, then the left, then put his palm between his knees, then lay down on the tum - is not going to sleep to the partisans. But the crack of dawn to go to the guerrillas to lay the railway bomb.
Go, laughing happily, throw a bomb in anticipation, and most impatient already on the road firecrackers explode. They will come to the web, the bomb lay in the offing and sit on the hill, waiting for the train. Crawlers fascist go along the tracks, check the path, looking - is that something that looked like a bomb, but not sure. They are the partisans: & quot; So, they say, and so it is in strategic ways we lie, not a bomb if your case? & Quot; A cunning partisans answered them, "Do not we today have forgotten to send the bomb, we just came to see the train." They deceive, in general, as they wanted.
Pe4 (10:06 PM):
As the train goes past, guerrillas bomb explodes - crackling thunder, cast iron wheels flying in all directions, krasotischscha, in general. If the train stsementom or tanks, so there is one - derailed and back into the woods, back to bed. And if beer, suppose --tut quite another. Here already and fun until the evening, and dancing, and singing. Guerrillas in general people are friendly - and the driver will treat and walkers ... Usually in the nearby town burghers roar heard, immediately begin to ask that as a yes. And this, they say, the guerrillas derailed train again allowed. "And the train?" And if the beer - just a fun place in a hurry, because they know - Partizan for the common people did not mind. No more sober with such alignment is not left. First, of course, the German High Command was very indignant. "Why scream ryussky partisans such vzrivatel ?! Why quietly in the woods not igrayt the balalaika, and always something vrzivayt ??? "But then I saw how the people love and lowly guerrillas, was also sometimes come to the partisans in the evenings because the evening had to fight the guerrillas could not, and could only sing songs around the campfire. Tighten the guerrillas so old sad song, and the German officers sit through this song and try to understand the mysterious Russian soul. Someone younger, sometimes, no, no yes and let abundant shnapsovuyu tear.
Pe4 (10:07 PM):
A fight with the partisans in general was hard. Germans come to the guerrilla camp, all as: machines, polished boots, dog yelp ... and all the guerrillas eve upilis in red boots with galoshes and now can not move, so everything is not good. Only occasionally someone podpolzet a tin kettle to a couple of sips and vomit immediately. That the Germans are in the middle of the clearing, looking at the situation and can not do anything, the hand does not rise. One officer, I remember, a terrible man, even came up with this torture: brought to a clearing every two days the truck with alcohol. Bring, and the next day on foot to put forward, as a mauvais ton. He stands in a tree and watching people suffer. The whole day so he could stand and watch. It is not known how much it would torture continued, but only noticed in the command of that train derailed Nobody admits. We get to the bottom and removed the officer from office. They say it after a certain porn seen pervert appeared. Any, in general, it happened.
Pe4 (10:07 PM):
we have to finish positively
Alcobiker (10:30 PM):
And they lived away before pripivayuchi popivayuchi and Germany once under the heel, but take a chance, and ended the war, for no apparent reason as any zapodlo happening. Surrounded by forest with the partisans, the Red Army, and let them scream megaphone: "Surrender, partisan brat! Get out of the woods, you bastards! ". But the partisans of a people is not a simple, instantly have realized what could end for them Deposit milos mustachioed winner. They took a longer rope, chosen in the forest branches stronger and taller, and all poperiveshaliis. Where pazitiv, ask dear reader? A dick knows ...
Pe4 (10:33 PM):
What was it ????
Alcobiker (10:34 PM):
Pazitif
Pe4 (10:34 PM):
It's fucked up, not positive !!! I valyayus
Pe4 (10:36 PM):
I have something like this:
P.S. Victory Day guerrillas went to the city to beat the Krauts. Fritz belonged to this tradition with understanding and not obizhalis-- once a year you can bear, especially when it comes to Russian traditions. This everyone knows.
Alcobiker (10:42 PM):
Nuivonah.
Pe4 (10:42 PM):
So write.
Source:
Once upon a time in the forest partisans. What is the forest, I can not tell you: if it was a lot of forests, not to mention now, but definitely in glubokotylskom German forest. They lived together and had a reputation for great inventor: the epigram to write Hitler, the blow up a warehouse, the word on the fence will be bad. And sometimes even that of stealing chickens as quite get up to mischief. But most of all, of course, loved the guerrillas train derailed start.
Sometimes rides a train into the forest, and the guerrillas have not slept the day before - they called a traitor to the German railway station (the guerrillas were very friendly with the German traitors) and train all told, what luck, when, how much and how to better under let derailed. That guerrillas tossed all night - then turn on your right side, then the left, then put his palm between his knees, then lay down on the tum - is not going to sleep to the partisans. But the crack of dawn to go to the guerrillas to lay the railway bomb.
Go, laughing happily, throw a bomb in anticipation, and most impatient already on the road firecrackers explode. They will come to the web, the bomb lay in the offing and sit on the hill, waiting for the train. Crawlers fascist go along the tracks, check the path, looking - is that something that looked like a bomb, but not sure. They are the partisans: & quot; So, they say, and so it is in strategic ways we lie, not a bomb if your case? & Quot; A cunning partisans answered them, "Do not we today have forgotten to send the bomb, we just came to see the train." They deceive, in general, as they wanted.
Pe4 (10:06 PM):
As the train goes past, guerrillas bomb explodes - crackling thunder, cast iron wheels flying in all directions, krasotischscha, in general. If the train stsementom or tanks, so there is one - derailed and back into the woods, back to bed. And if beer, suppose --tut quite another. Here already and fun until the evening, and dancing, and singing. Guerrillas in general people are friendly - and the driver will treat and walkers ... Usually in the nearby town burghers roar heard, immediately begin to ask that as a yes. And this, they say, the guerrillas derailed train again allowed. "And the train?" And if the beer - just a fun place in a hurry, because they know - Partizan for the common people did not mind. No more sober with such alignment is not left. First, of course, the German High Command was very indignant. "Why scream ryussky partisans such vzrivatel ?! Why quietly in the woods not igrayt the balalaika, and always something vrzivayt ??? "But then I saw how the people love and lowly guerrillas, was also sometimes come to the partisans in the evenings because the evening had to fight the guerrillas could not, and could only sing songs around the campfire. Tighten the guerrillas so old sad song, and the German officers sit through this song and try to understand the mysterious Russian soul. Someone younger, sometimes, no, no yes and let abundant shnapsovuyu tear.
Pe4 (10:07 PM):
A fight with the partisans in general was hard. Germans come to the guerrilla camp, all as: machines, polished boots, dog yelp ... and all the guerrillas eve upilis in red boots with galoshes and now can not move, so everything is not good. Only occasionally someone podpolzet a tin kettle to a couple of sips and vomit immediately. That the Germans are in the middle of the clearing, looking at the situation and can not do anything, the hand does not rise. One officer, I remember, a terrible man, even came up with this torture: brought to a clearing every two days the truck with alcohol. Bring, and the next day on foot to put forward, as a mauvais ton. He stands in a tree and watching people suffer. The whole day so he could stand and watch. It is not known how much it would torture continued, but only noticed in the command of that train derailed Nobody admits. We get to the bottom and removed the officer from office. They say it after a certain porn seen pervert appeared. Any, in general, it happened.
Pe4 (10:07 PM):
we have to finish positively
Alcobiker (10:30 PM):
And they lived away before pripivayuchi popivayuchi and Germany once under the heel, but take a chance, and ended the war, for no apparent reason as any zapodlo happening. Surrounded by forest with the partisans, the Red Army, and let them scream megaphone: "Surrender, partisan brat! Get out of the woods, you bastards! ". But the partisans of a people is not a simple, instantly have realized what could end for them Deposit milos mustachioed winner. They took a longer rope, chosen in the forest branches stronger and taller, and all poperiveshaliis. Where pazitiv, ask dear reader? A dick knows ...
Pe4 (10:33 PM):
What was it ????
Alcobiker (10:34 PM):
Pazitif
Pe4 (10:34 PM):
It's fucked up, not positive !!! I valyayus
Pe4 (10:36 PM):
I have something like this:
P.S. Victory Day guerrillas went to the city to beat the Krauts. Fritz belonged to this tradition with understanding and not obizhalis-- once a year you can bear, especially when it comes to Russian traditions. This everyone knows.
Alcobiker (10:42 PM):
Nuivonah.
Pe4 (10:42 PM):
So write.
Source:
