Headlines one another moronic

We have become accustomed to the moronic headlines in the media such as "Ear Nose & Throat-tit-pussy-tail».
Under this heading may be an article: "In the city of N, we opened a new health center and veterinary clinic ......».
After reading these "masterpieces" always think about it, what part of your body, thought the author when writing the article?












































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