Only Russian can ...

I propose to make an interesting game. The essence is this.
We need to come up with a proposal begins with the words "Only Russian can».
For example: Only open to Russian prohibition then wash it
Only Russian can come to hand over the rights to his car
Only Russian can go fishing and hunting rifles and fishing rods forget
Only Russian can be the end of the world in 2012 and the Olympic Games in Sochi in 2014
Only Russian student does not know anything on the subject, but in a hurry for the exam, afraid of being late
Only Russian wash disposable dishes
Only Russian Victory Day on its Touareg glue Thanks to his grandfather for the victory
That same spirit, continue.