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It happened two weeks ago. I am returning home from work around 6 am. The road is completely empty. Just me and the beautiful sunrise. The speed of 70-75 kilometers. The house has 5 minutes, and then he. This round, imposing, with thoughts of profit, policeman. Wag the tail of a zebra, and I park on the side of the road next to it.
 - Welcome mornings strsh ltnnt such.
 - What?
 - Good morning, First Lieutenant So and so.
 - Good.
 - Violate the speed limit, take the documents, go to the cinema to watch the car.
I myself know what broke, so do not excrete, take your bag and go to the old, a lot of things to see six. I sit in the passenger seat, gave the documents to the second gaytsy.
 - You then speeding.
 - I know.
 - What do we do?
 - As always, $ 100 and I'll go home already.
Policeman turns out the window, and at the same time opens the glove box.
He then opens the glove compartment, and then the money is just loose. Different denominations, and the top is 500 rubles, a denomination ... And then it happened. I have committed the act, because of which I am ashamed, and funny at the same time.
So that morning I added 500 rubles.

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