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XXI Century and Ukrainian railways
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Yesterday, in a conversation with your friends were talking about why many people of Crimea is perceived negatively in terms of destinations.
Yes, of course, a lot of nuances, and most of them reflect reality.
Today I would like to tell about one of them.
A significant portion of people come to the Crimea by train.
That is, in fact, their holiday starts from Ukrzaliznytsia, which makes it all the way to anyone remember if not for life, then certainly for a long time.
Megakomfortabelnye cars and air conditioning in the compartment, a comfortable seat or shelf and pleasant neighbors in a compartment, the toilets are clean and courteous guides - all this you can forget for a while train travel Ukraliznitsy.
After the train most poezdatye trains in the world.
8 photos via aquatek-filips
2. For example, the train Kiev-Sevastopol as those that are persistent and train additional summer schedule, is a very miserable spectacle.
Apparently, rolling stock Ukrainian railway monopoly is worn so much that is simply not possible to keep the cars in more or less normal.
Additional same flight crews generally formed from discarded cars. True officials call it "the effective use of rolling stock».
But on some crazy high-speed tools are purchased Hyunday, who almost daily broke in the midst of winter snow-covered fields
3. Wash and brush your teeth in the morning do not want to?
Have a nice day - with a smile says Moidodyr.
4. Instead, the toilet has a rich configuration - it is provided with carpet.
I wonder why?
To the back of the barrel or not to be able to make a classic photo on the memory - on the background of the carpet?
5. For the convenience of passengers are invited not only to tap water, and free soap ...
Almost like in a five star hotel
6. In order not to distract passengers from the rich interior landscape outside the window of the car, train Ukrzaliznytsia windows equipped with special dirty glass.
And that person could fully enjoy the smell of old mattresses, smoked chicken, burgers, onions and fume from a neighbor, the system of opening windows securely locked in the "closed".
7. In the vestibule even ottomans are special smoking passengers.
It does not matter that the trains no smoking ... How smoking and smoking
8. So rush dozens comfortable stuffy trains with thousands of people in many different directions. Crimea, Lviv, Dnipropetrovsk, Kharkiv ...
One more beautiful than the other train ...
And the head of the company, and together with it and the Minister of Transport, as well as all its zamam, I propose to make a short trip from Kiev to the Crimea train 27/28, 40 or 298.
They would be very helpful to go back to reality from the Matrix ...
UPD. Oh, and all this mess going from Sevastopol to Kiev as much as 17 to 20 (!!!!!!) hours depending on the number of trains.
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Yesterday, in a conversation with your friends were talking about why many people of Crimea is perceived negatively in terms of destinations.
Yes, of course, a lot of nuances, and most of them reflect reality.
Today I would like to tell about one of them.
A significant portion of people come to the Crimea by train.
That is, in fact, their holiday starts from Ukrzaliznytsia, which makes it all the way to anyone remember if not for life, then certainly for a long time.
Megakomfortabelnye cars and air conditioning in the compartment, a comfortable seat or shelf and pleasant neighbors in a compartment, the toilets are clean and courteous guides - all this you can forget for a while train travel Ukraliznitsy.
After the train most poezdatye trains in the world.
8 photos via aquatek-filips
2. For example, the train Kiev-Sevastopol as those that are persistent and train additional summer schedule, is a very miserable spectacle.
Apparently, rolling stock Ukrainian railway monopoly is worn so much that is simply not possible to keep the cars in more or less normal.
Additional same flight crews generally formed from discarded cars. True officials call it "the effective use of rolling stock».
But on some crazy high-speed tools are purchased Hyunday, who almost daily broke in the midst of winter snow-covered fields
3. Wash and brush your teeth in the morning do not want to?
Have a nice day - with a smile says Moidodyr.
4. Instead, the toilet has a rich configuration - it is provided with carpet.
I wonder why?
To the back of the barrel or not to be able to make a classic photo on the memory - on the background of the carpet?
5. For the convenience of passengers are invited not only to tap water, and free soap ...
Almost like in a five star hotel
6. In order not to distract passengers from the rich interior landscape outside the window of the car, train Ukrzaliznytsia windows equipped with special dirty glass.
And that person could fully enjoy the smell of old mattresses, smoked chicken, burgers, onions and fume from a neighbor, the system of opening windows securely locked in the "closed".
7. In the vestibule even ottomans are special smoking passengers.
It does not matter that the trains no smoking ... How smoking and smoking
8. So rush dozens comfortable stuffy trains with thousands of people in many different directions. Crimea, Lviv, Dnipropetrovsk, Kharkiv ...
One more beautiful than the other train ...
And the head of the company, and together with it and the Minister of Transport, as well as all its zamam, I propose to make a short trip from Kiev to the Crimea train 27/28, 40 or 298.
They would be very helpful to go back to reality from the Matrix ...
UPD. Oh, and all this mess going from Sevastopol to Kiev as much as 17 to 20 (!!!!!!) hours depending on the number of trains.
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All
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