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On the correctness of sitting on the toilet (Selected chapters)
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In this age of rapid growth needs of human communities, imposed subcultural layers of koie many are not sufficiently clear track, important and topical reproach is a topic which, by virtue of familiar and commonplace, is not given due attention. And this is the theme of going to the toilet.
In this study of all possible classes toilets that exist in the noosphere, is considered the most common variation in urban society, which, however, leaves a lot of mysteries for researchers and users as well as for ordinary plumber. In this paper we will not consider retiradniki, fekaleprovody, for dying places, public toilets. We will focus on the consideration of water closet (hereinafter - the device) developed by John Harington and so familiar to us from childhood - all synonyms for the word, familiar to us from an early age.
Diagram of the available man in the street is shown in Figure 1 (a) and Figure 1 (b) 14. The breakthrough to a new method of sitting on the toilet
Much has changed in its appearance and design, however, unchanged, until recently, there was one - landing on the device for the purpose of its use.
Planting is carried out through the entrance to the bathroom, turn on 180, remove the bottom of the dress and sitting on the device. Continued use of the devices is in accordance with the physiological characteristics of each particular individual.
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I must say that this technique appeared in Russia soon after the revolution, as a reaction to what we need to sit facing the door - at any moment can pick up in the KGB, or enter colleagues.
...
It is proposed to modify the process on the toilet seat, as shown in Scheme 14 (42 / in) and push it to sit on while moving in the room. As can be seen from a comparison of Figure 14 (42 / y) and 14 (42 / bis), this method is much more like the subject.
The unquestionable advantages of this technique include:
Going to the toilet is carried out in a straight line, so the people belongs to the toilet at the subconscious level captures the idea of why he had come to the bathroom and not spinning in indecision;
Toilet should be empty and clean. It should not be littered with ladders, buckets and boards to give. This approach automatically require extra cleaning things out of the closet, otherwise knees just do not vlezut;
Sitting with his back to the door automatically declares that a person is not afraid of no one who can enter. It is open to the world and nobody wants to evil;
The toilet is open to everyone who comes. Tight clothing that prevents retract to push the new method, must be removed. Thus, the process of inner purification is transformed from fastfudovskih gatherings in the sacred action.
In the tank you can put your hands, put a cup of coffee and a laptop ... it's convenient;
In the absence of a tank in dosigaemosti hands and elbows (with the old version of the tank, set high on the tube), on the toilet seat can be combined with rehearsal Shestov striptease;
How hard to see from Fig. 1 (b) flush lines (really!) Is not calculated under the old and under the new version of the landing to push with such a landing there is no need to brush, and save significant amounts of water, which will deal with the drought in Africa;
In addition, wipe away the process (in the scheme) is anatomically connected with the bow toilet, which is also in Feng Shui.
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Of course, this technique was known to Archimedes - is taking advantage of such a landing, he could shout "Eureka!" (While the bathrooms have been combined)
... Isaac Newton - apple piled on his head, not fall from the tree, and from the ventilation duct, which is traditionally mounted on a tank.
... And of course, we should not talk about what was referring to Albert Einstein saying that "everything is relative».
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References
The newspaper "Argumenty i Fakty. Health »
Selected chapters from novels Darya
From
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In this age of rapid growth needs of human communities, imposed subcultural layers of koie many are not sufficiently clear track, important and topical reproach is a topic which, by virtue of familiar and commonplace, is not given due attention. And this is the theme of going to the toilet.
In this study of all possible classes toilets that exist in the noosphere, is considered the most common variation in urban society, which, however, leaves a lot of mysteries for researchers and users as well as for ordinary plumber. In this paper we will not consider retiradniki, fekaleprovody, for dying places, public toilets. We will focus on the consideration of water closet (hereinafter - the device) developed by John Harington and so familiar to us from childhood - all synonyms for the word, familiar to us from an early age.
Diagram of the available man in the street is shown in Figure 1 (a) and Figure 1 (b) 14. The breakthrough to a new method of sitting on the toilet
Much has changed in its appearance and design, however, unchanged, until recently, there was one - landing on the device for the purpose of its use.
Planting is carried out through the entrance to the bathroom, turn on 180, remove the bottom of the dress and sitting on the device. Continued use of the devices is in accordance with the physiological characteristics of each particular individual.
...
I must say that this technique appeared in Russia soon after the revolution, as a reaction to what we need to sit facing the door - at any moment can pick up in the KGB, or enter colleagues.
...
It is proposed to modify the process on the toilet seat, as shown in Scheme 14 (42 / in) and push it to sit on while moving in the room. As can be seen from a comparison of Figure 14 (42 / y) and 14 (42 / bis), this method is much more like the subject.
The unquestionable advantages of this technique include:
Going to the toilet is carried out in a straight line, so the people belongs to the toilet at the subconscious level captures the idea of why he had come to the bathroom and not spinning in indecision;
Toilet should be empty and clean. It should not be littered with ladders, buckets and boards to give. This approach automatically require extra cleaning things out of the closet, otherwise knees just do not vlezut;
Sitting with his back to the door automatically declares that a person is not afraid of no one who can enter. It is open to the world and nobody wants to evil;
The toilet is open to everyone who comes. Tight clothing that prevents retract to push the new method, must be removed. Thus, the process of inner purification is transformed from fastfudovskih gatherings in the sacred action.
In the tank you can put your hands, put a cup of coffee and a laptop ... it's convenient;
In the absence of a tank in dosigaemosti hands and elbows (with the old version of the tank, set high on the tube), on the toilet seat can be combined with rehearsal Shestov striptease;
How hard to see from Fig. 1 (b) flush lines (really!) Is not calculated under the old and under the new version of the landing to push with such a landing there is no need to brush, and save significant amounts of water, which will deal with the drought in Africa;
In addition, wipe away the process (in the scheme) is anatomically connected with the bow toilet, which is also in Feng Shui.
...
Of course, this technique was known to Archimedes - is taking advantage of such a landing, he could shout "Eureka!" (While the bathrooms have been combined)
... Isaac Newton - apple piled on his head, not fall from the tree, and from the ventilation duct, which is traditionally mounted on a tank.
... And of course, we should not talk about what was referring to Albert Einstein saying that "everything is relative».
...
References
The newspaper "Argumenty i Fakty. Health »
Selected chapters from novels Darya
From
