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Countryside. Six o'clock in the morning. Father wakes his son, and the one with the terrible bodunischa:
- Come on, let's go mow.
- No, Bach, today will not mow.
- As it does not work, get up, take the scythe's turn!
Well then they began to mow, then the son says:
- Bach, someone spit at me blunt, I'm going to sharpen.
Comes home mother says:
- Hey, mother, father told there ravioli weld, expose vodka.
- Well, if the father told, okay.
I put the dumplings cook and went to the store to buy vodka. And the son went back to his father comes and says:
- Dad, there dumplings mother Navarro, put vodka.
- Well, if this thing went to eat.
Come, dumplings cooked, no mother. Father giving his son ducat and says:
- Well, Th, run for vodka.
Son went for vodka, the path comes to a neighbor:
- Listen to a neighbor, where the father knew that you spoil with mother says schA you will cut. That gives him a gold piece and said:
- Try me otmazatsya somehow.
Son goes to the store to buy a liter of vodka, comes and says:
- Bach, where I met a neighbor, he asks for help hog slaughter.
- Well I go again requests.
It takes a knife and go to a neighbor. He looks a neighbor with a knife goes:
- Shit, all T @ zdets not otmazatsya my son conductive slaughter.
And runs in a cornfield.
Father comes to the neighbor, the neighbor is not, hog running around the yard. He killed him and went back. Meanwhile, the mother came with vodka, her son says:
- Then Dad learned that you spoil with a neighbor, I went to cut it.
The mother ran to the window, where his father comes from a neighbor with a bloody knife, thinking well, all stabbed and runs in a cornfield.
Father comes vodka on the table to x @ I said:
- Where's the mother?
- And it is a neighbor to indulge in a cornfield.
Father grabs a knife and shouting "Bl @ pochikal both" runs in a cornfield.
The son sits at the table, touches on a fork dumplings, pours a glass of vodka and says:
- Well, Che Dad I told you today is not mowing work.
- Come on, let's go mow.
- No, Bach, today will not mow.
- As it does not work, get up, take the scythe's turn!
Well then they began to mow, then the son says:
- Bach, someone spit at me blunt, I'm going to sharpen.
Comes home mother says:
- Hey, mother, father told there ravioli weld, expose vodka.
- Well, if the father told, okay.
I put the dumplings cook and went to the store to buy vodka. And the son went back to his father comes and says:
- Dad, there dumplings mother Navarro, put vodka.
- Well, if this thing went to eat.
Come, dumplings cooked, no mother. Father giving his son ducat and says:
- Well, Th, run for vodka.
Son went for vodka, the path comes to a neighbor:
- Listen to a neighbor, where the father knew that you spoil with mother says schA you will cut. That gives him a gold piece and said:
- Try me otmazatsya somehow.
Son goes to the store to buy a liter of vodka, comes and says:
- Bach, where I met a neighbor, he asks for help hog slaughter.
- Well I go again requests.
It takes a knife and go to a neighbor. He looks a neighbor with a knife goes:
- Shit, all T @ zdets not otmazatsya my son conductive slaughter.
And runs in a cornfield.
Father comes to the neighbor, the neighbor is not, hog running around the yard. He killed him and went back. Meanwhile, the mother came with vodka, her son says:
- Then Dad learned that you spoil with a neighbor, I went to cut it.
The mother ran to the window, where his father comes from a neighbor with a bloody knife, thinking well, all stabbed and runs in a cornfield.
Father comes vodka on the table to x @ I said:
- Where's the mother?
- And it is a neighbor to indulge in a cornfield.
Father grabs a knife and shouting "Bl @ pochikal both" runs in a cornfield.
The son sits at the table, touches on a fork dumplings, pours a glass of vodka and says:
- Well, Che Dad I told you today is not mowing work.
