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Kashchei tired. If he was not immortal, would have long since died. All the old man's body hardened by whites and yolks. Some of them have already withered away, some spoiled. Kashchei stank. In the hands of an old man holding another stupid egg, inside which zabubenil needle. Cram it up your ass duck was no easy task. Taking a bird's neck, he tried to shove her into a hollow egg. The shell is cracked and flooded the old man once again. Kashchei dirty cursed and gently pulled from the wreckage of a needle. Deadly tools needed zasandalit the next egg. Duck dutifully waited. The old man took the egg lips parted duck legs and gently began to shove her in the ellipsoid point. Egg burst. The old man got up, threw the bird into the sea and began cursing jumping on the beach. - Quietly, Kashchei quietly - finally calmed himself, and continued procedure. Immortal made it again and again, but the eggs burst. Finally, soapy seyfgardom, one of them climbed into the womb of a bird. The old man leaned back in satisfaction on the trunk of pine. But what is it ?! Feathered cursed has died!

 - Ioptvayu stsuko !!! One hundred and thirty years under the duck tail! - Kashchei howling down on the sand and began to gnaw his hands and pounding. Three days later he came to his senses and deep in thought. Some thought came in the immortal head. The old man got up and headed for the cave. The whole month there came the sound of hammering, grinding of iron and the sound of welding. Finally Kashchei proudly stepped into the light, holding a funnel. Ducks saw the device and precipitated.

Work has begun to boil. Insert a funnel into the feathered able to point at once. But the vile creature dead and dead. Finally it happened !!! Ohrenevshy but live duck lying on the ground with his eyes bulging. Her ass was tightly sealed with wax - Kashchei did not like to take risks. The whole yard was filled with the bones of eight hundred and fifty two thousand waterfowl. The old man sat down on a stump and looked longingly into the woods. We had to duck shove in the ass hare.

Kashchei sat on the sand, staring into the eyes of the hare and thought. Slant of @ ueval. He has never looked at once in both eyes. "Maybe there is a way to hide the needle like something simpler?" - Mused the old man, but his head did not come. "There are no fortresses that the Bolsheviks did not take!" - Immortal decided and energetically jumped. A minute later he was busily scurried around rodent crucified on the ground, measuring tape in order. Rabbit - a powerful beast, decoration rocks could theoretically accommodate a duck. It remained to find a way.

Itself sitting duck in a cage nearby. From one look at the hare hollow, she covered her claustrophobic. Kashchei did not touch the bird, realizing its value. For the experiment, he chose another.

"We care about you and your health!" - Sentenced Kashchei, spreading hare point cream. Then he took the bird and had begun to rotary motion, to introduce it in the ass hare beak. The head came as it was, but then a standstill. Duck neck bent in different directions, and then curled nafig. Exterminate fifteen hundred birds, Kashchei realized that this will not do. We had a revolutionary solution. And Immortal found it!

First, he drilled a carrot along the axis through the hole and missed the nylon cord. Firmly securing it on the other side vegetable, root vegetable hare Kashchei shoved into the mouth and waited. Rodent earned jaws.

The sun was beginning to set, when a hairy ass appeared the tip of the cord. Snap to it for the duck's beak was a matter of a few minutes. Hare voobshe something disliked ducks, especially in his own ass. Beast pryadal small ears and shaking. Kashchei hare sat down opposite, spat on his hands and resting his feet into his arms and began to pull the cord. Oblique eyes met at the bridge and widened. Looking at it, remember the words of romance "Today I am so hurt!»

And suddenly! Pity became immortal rabbit! "How long ?!" - he cried, looking around the neighborhood. The remains of the different living beings covering the surface of a three-meter layer. The birds do not fly, animals huddled in a hole. Everywhere reigned desolation. Then spat Kashchei poisonous saliva. He caught a kangaroo on the ass felt pen wrote "Zaits", put it in a bag and duck stuffed in the trunk. "Steroids iopt!" - The old man smiled and went to sleep.

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