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Surgeons note: funny phrases ...
... Or that the patient did not want to hear, lying on the operating table:
- It is necessary to preserve the post-mortem studies.
- Accept this sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness!
- Wait, wait, if the spleen, then what is this?
- Oh !!! Hmm? You do not remember the case that anyone survived the infusion of 500 ml of a solution of potassium chloride?
- Do you know how much is now worth a kidney on the black market? And he had two of them!
- All stand still and do not move - I lost my contact lenses!
- Anyone can make this damn thing does not beat her? It prevents me concentrate!
- And this thing that doing here?
- Do not need to dramatize - because if you think about it deeply, it is not that it is a great loss to humanity.
- So it's my wife's lover! What a pleasant meeting!
- It annoys me when parts are missing!
- All is ready. Hopefully, I have not forgotten anything inside, like last time?
- What, you is also the first operation?
- Yes, the blood is only enough for one. Which of them will be saved?
- He even managed to have children?
- Sister, this patient has no one bequeathed their organs?
- Fire !!! All leave the room!
- Damn, textbook torn 47th page!
- See, when you pull for this figovinu, bent leg. And the nerve to do what?
- Let's finish quickly, and then I have a plane in 2 hours.
- They say he lived for 20 years in this damn?
- Hado hurry-anesthesia will suffice for a maximum of 5 minutes.
- 250 beats - this is probably a bit of a rapid pulse.
- Well, here you are! I asked you not make me laugh!
- How many times in the tray? - Shest.- restated. - Shest.- And on the floor? - Hi one. - Then we'll open again.
- It is necessary to preserve the post-mortem studies.
- Accept this sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness!
- Wait, wait, if the spleen, then what is this?
- Oh !!! Hmm? You do not remember the case that anyone survived the infusion of 500 ml of a solution of potassium chloride?
- Do you know how much is now worth a kidney on the black market? And he had two of them!
- All stand still and do not move - I lost my contact lenses!
- Anyone can make this damn thing does not beat her? It prevents me concentrate!
- And this thing that doing here?
- Do not need to dramatize - because if you think about it deeply, it is not that it is a great loss to humanity.
- So it's my wife's lover! What a pleasant meeting!
- It annoys me when parts are missing!
- All is ready. Hopefully, I have not forgotten anything inside, like last time?
- What, you is also the first operation?
- Yes, the blood is only enough for one. Which of them will be saved?
- He even managed to have children?
- Sister, this patient has no one bequeathed their organs?
- Fire !!! All leave the room!
- Damn, textbook torn 47th page!
- See, when you pull for this figovinu, bent leg. And the nerve to do what?
- Let's finish quickly, and then I have a plane in 2 hours.
- They say he lived for 20 years in this damn?
- Hado hurry-anesthesia will suffice for a maximum of 5 minutes.
- 250 beats - this is probably a bit of a rapid pulse.
- Well, here you are! I asked you not make me laugh!
- How many times in the tray? - Shest.- restated. - Shest.- And on the floor? - Hi one. - Then we'll open again.