Matern Alphabet for the little ones

A
Arkan catch horses,
Abortion - Saving for whores.

Pineapples Negro wants,
Alveoli dick tickles.

B
Autumn sheep shearing,
Brothel - the place where the fuck.

Bulls do not like red,
Babischa doing blowjob.

In
Raven - the bird like jackdaws,
Spring dicks are like sticks.

Wind drives flocks of clouds,
The taste of vodka strongly needed or desirous of sex.

Mr.
Hydrangea withers without the moisture,
Cat shit smells bad.

The storm - a phenomenon in nature,
Condom invented by the people.

A
Dumas - father wrote amusing,
Maid et very nice.

Oaks - the age-old trees,
Moron - there are such people.

Tremble - vibrating conveyor to be shallow,
Virgin - a woman with a Tselkov.

E
Spruce carry the coffin to the graveyard,
Hedgehog to fuck not so easy.

Bishop honors the holy faith,
To fuck - fuck, but know and measure.

Emelya - a fairy-tale hero,
Fucking cold in winter.

Lance has two medals,
Hedgehog meanwhile not fucked.

F
Women are half the world,
Ass hide from the Armenian.

The yellow color is gold,
Hiding from Asian ass.

The yellow ball is at Nadi,
Ass from Georgian hide.

W
In winter the sun warms slightly,
Dickhead in the wind turns blue.

Temper of the flu can help you,
Dickhead black can not be.

And
The Italian loves to sing,
Impotent can not et.

Icarus was the first to fly,
Ikroyu a bourgeois vomit.

By
Feeders for birds do,
Castrato - a man without eggs.

Coca-Cola is everywhere,
Clitoris - a pimple on pussy.

A
Laska value of fur,
Love is not an obstacle for fucked.

Fox Bunny caught,
Lewinsky Bill sucked,

M
Seas floating jellyfish,
Oral French invented,

A sailor on the ship sails,
Cops otmaza not fuck.

H
Nectar floral fragrance,
A boil on the ass unpleasant.

Rhino horn is not your sharpens,
On prick a pimple not jump.

About
Reindeer moss looking for flooring,
Oscar Wilde was a pederast.

Ophthalmologist - a doctor there,
Onanist Fingering, even cry.

P
Perun - Slavic ancient god,
Pussy - women between the legs.

Port - a drink not for Lohan,
Farting is from peas.

Hemp grows in shady forests,
Pipiski drochat wankers.

P
Chinese rice feed,
Cancer et interfere eggs.

Brine help with a hangover,
Hand to vzdrochki given to us.

With
Sani - transport Eskimo,
Syphilis - fucking nose.

Seed Rye cereal believe,
Dogs love etsya cancer.

T
The warm climate loves cherries,
The third egg too.

Antifreeze is poured into the car,
Tompon hand shoved in her pussy.

In
Hooray shout at the time of attack,
Urine - it's just piss.

The killer quickly give the term,
WC - to puke.

F
The French love to kiss,
Phallus - it's just a dick.

Pheasant like a chicken,
Plywood by a dick can not break through.

X
Round dance in the village lead,
Kids produced by a dick.

Hamsa - appetizer citizens,
Dick is no substitute for eggplant.

Chorus love to sing 'Nanai',
Dick hanging out on the eggs.

C
Compass twist from side to side,
Hymen - hymen.

King of beasts living in the desert,
Tselok currently not in sight.

W
Wonderful panorama of Rome,
Chiryak in pussy - big drama.

Quarters drunk in the street,
Four sticks - a lot.

W
Jackals are found in the savannah,
Elegant etsya in a warm bath.

"Shalom" - the Jews say,
Naughty - Fingered everyone.

School location for scientists,
The chancre be treated.

U
Pike in the sea can not catch,
Ing in the pussy not pohlebat.

Sorrel in the sea is not nydёsh,
Brush your teeth in the morning trёsh.

B
Hard sign to love,
Hard by a dick you can beat.

S
N - letter word starts,
Yyyy groans ...- elephant when ends.

B
Soft sign mince words,
Soft dick to have a hard time.

E
Eh! We shout when driving,
Echo - the sound of a large pussy.

Hey! Call someone,
You will not be an egoist.

Yu
Yule spinning like a top,
Julia good crustaceans.

Young Kubrick famously drait,
The skirt covers her ass.

I
"I" - is calling itself we have,
"The Pit" - Kuprin mess.

Yankees! Quickly go home!
I'd fuck Sharon Stone.

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