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The Commission in nuthouse, the head physician of the House shows:
-And This patient feels Duncan Macleod. The most advanced case, we have 200 years of treat ...
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The doctor - patient:
 - Two news for you - good and bad.
 - Let the good.
 - Most likely, the disease is called in your honor ...
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 - A neighbor, why your husband does not walk with the dog?
 - He likes to fuck more than women!
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Phone call prvayderu:
 - I have a problem again.
 - What you can not enter?
-Voyti Failed, but Sasa not want!
Hmm. We are not to blame - we have a wide channel ...
-Prichёm Channel here?! With whom am I speaking? This helpline?
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The mystery about the blow: the girls are full and intact hymen.
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Pedophile waylaid at the school two girls and one of them says:
 - Let me touch your breasts. And I'll give you candy.
The girl agreed. And he again:
 - Would you like another piece of candy? And I touch you in the ass.
Girl again agreed.
Pedophile:
 - And you want some candy? And I love you for ...
The girl - a friend:
 - While the fuck, diabetes sick.