Fuck. Under the supervision of the king

In recent years, our young people learned the manner of swearing on the Anglo-American way. You hear from all sides: facts, facts, facts ... and demand scoffers, that means a foreign word FUCK - and hardly anyone of the users will be able to respond.
It turns out that in the XVIII century. due to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases in the fleet the Government decided to carry out periodic medical examinations of prostitutes port. And to every sailor knew with whom it is safe to have sex on the shoulders of these women tattooed the word FUCK - the abbreviation means «Furnification under consult of King», that is "provided under the supervision of the king (ie the state)"! Miracles! Even swore English properly can not. And after them our anglzirovannye profanity, throwing "fakami" interpret, is about trifles, which they somehow have to provide all means "under the supervision of the king." And today - the Queen!
The magazine "Technology-Youth» №878, November 2006